Today a car drove past me with the sat nav stuck on the window of the back door 
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What daft things have you seen recently?
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sure it was a satnav? might've been an LCD for a dvd player or somesuch? keeping the kiddies entertained?
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Perhaps Hightower was driving?
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Bloke riding a motorbike in boxer shorts. He had a leather jacket on though. Must not be too fond of his legs...
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Price of a train ticket from Loughborough>Nottingham>Manchester Piccadilly>Preston is cheaper than a ticket for Nottingham>Manchester Piccadilly>Preston. That is daft. I'm not complaining, but it makes no sense.
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reading it in the rear view mirror helps with mental agility
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reading it in the rear view mirror helps with mental agility
I'm not sure if you're joking or not?
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A fixie in traffic
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A fruit sculpture that had pubes. Dancing sheep (to bob marley no less), and a victoria sponge with 10 layers.
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Definitely a sat nav, it was only about 4" square.
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Someone cycling along on the bypass with an MP3 player on
oblivious to the traffic or the law for that matter Posted 11 months ago # -
Parents who have absolutely no control over their kids,
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James Milner's attempt at making like a wall in the England v Switzerland game.
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a man wearing tweed whilst riding a mountain bicycle with strangely oversize wheels and only one gear
and this
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You're not really supposed to look at the sat nav while driving - mine's on the dash but obscured by the steering wheel - I only need to to look at it when I'm entering a new destination, so its only the verbal commands that matter - placed on a rear door window its closer and easier to hear perhaps, leaving the pretty pretty pictures on the screen for the kiddywinks in the back.
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Someone cycling along on the bypass with an MP3 player on oblivious to the traffic or the law for that matter
Must be the same law that prohibits using a car stereo in a moving vehicle.
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Lots of boys in their PJ's jumping over, up, down and round lots of rocks and waterfalls on motorbike thingumies.
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SSDT?
MacCruiskeen - maybe, I shall retract my allegation of daftness and say unusual then.
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A couple of weeks back I was biking across town when a car coming the other way stopped dead in front of me just as the boot flung open. A skinny guy, wearing nothing but his pants, hands bound and gagged (but making a lot of noise) leapt out of the boot and legged it over a main road and across a park. Another guy jumped out from the passenger side (laughing) and chased after him.
There was no way he was going to catch him though. He went off like a greyhound.
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me walking away from a 3 goregeous blondes in the club last night who were 'making eyes at me'......feckless idiot.
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Must be the same law that prohibits using a car stereo in a moving vehicle.
Silliest thing I saw recently was someone trying to claim that using an iPod whilst cycling was the same as listening to a stereo in a car!
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The same as every weekend, scores of idiots (mostly middle aged men having a mid-life crisis) on high powered motorbikes screaming along the A44 up into Wales (& back) every sunny weekend, overtaking everything in sight in the most stupid of places (saw 3 go by a lorry on a blind bend yesterday
- feckers) So far this year we have had one killed and one seriously injured. There will be more, there are every year! That's why I avoid cycling on the A44. All along the road are big yellow signs asking us to watch out for bikes! It's almost as though the bikers want to clear the A44 for their own use as a **** race track. It's making me more and more angry as the years go by and the death toll inevitably raises.
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This :
ilovemygears - Member
You just have a low IQ and thus the inablity to proses complex ideas or thoughts.
And some geezer walking around in Tesco barefoot.
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jj55, do you need a hug?
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cxi - Member
Perhaps Hightower was driving?
hahahaha,brilliant Posted 11 months ago # -
JEngledow - Just makes me angry to see the waste of life, and to have one of those feckers scream past me at god knows what speed makes me REALLY angry!
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Just makes me angry to see the waste of life, and to have one of those feckers scream past me at god knows what speed makes me REALLY angry
It doesn't bother me if the idiots want to kill themselves, but what does boil my pish is that they use the road as a racetrack, ignore all speed limits, put other peoples lives at risk and act like male chickens and then try to make all drivers feel bad for being in a car!*
* I appreciate that not all bikers are like this and that some are great, but I only notice the bad ones (and there are alot of car drivers who also act like this). I also appreciate that I'm not a saint.
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Getting back on topic:
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A sign on my local Aldi boasting
"OPEN EVERY EVENING UNTIL 20:00"
underneath:
Saturday until 18:00
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Closed Sunday
Is there really an Aldi which is closed on sundays ?
....yep, that sounds really daft.
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Yep Hollandish Aldi shops close on a Sunday so that little baby Jesus doesn't get upset.
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I didn't realise Jesues worked in Aldi, I mean fair dos, a guy needs a day off now and then.
weirdest thing I've seen today is the young saturday girl in the cafe has had her hand pierced. Its in the muscle bit between thumb and forefinger. Now, squeeze that muscle - it hurts like faux. She must be hard as nails.
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Bloke riding a motorbike in boxer shorts
Was overtaken on a motorway in S france once - bloke and girl 2 up doing about 130mph in shorts, vests and flip-flops Posted 11 months ago # -
It's when you are following a car and you realise the driver in front has their Sat Nav right in front of their eye's!!! How the **** do they see the road???
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Mmmmmm pasty, ohhhh sqiggle pasty, nice
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