Hi guyz!

A bit of background on me first: I am an experienced car driver, averaging approximately 20,000km per year.

Most of my driving is on winding A and B roads which plays to my strengths: I have fast reaction times and a natural “road reading” ability.

When I travel on the motorway I only use the third lane and rarely get overtaken.

I currently drive a Toyota MR2 with the steering wheel in the lowest position. I’m looking for something more aggressive; what would you recommend?

Not asking on this forum.

I’d probably recommend posting in the chat forum?

Definitely sound like an Audi man to me

Failing that a Nissan Pa-troll

I’d suggest removing tongue from cheek – it’s pressing that hard it might get stuck!

Something like Fred Flintstones run around might be your thing?

You sound like you’re almost ready to progress to a corsa 1.2 twinport.

You’re better than this, David. This isn’t up to your usual standards.

It’s not a troll, it’s a parody 🙂
Although, what is it called when you parody your own troll account?
Argh, I think my head just exploded trying to figure it out!

Have you got stripes on your MR2? They usually help perk up the performance a bit.
Also try adding a track style tow hitch, just in case you end up in the gravel.

CaptainFlashheart – Member
You’re better than this, David. This isn’t up to your usual standards.

Agree with CFH. You used to be funny and stimulating; this is way, way beneath you.

A red one. Obvs

While not his finest trolling of the STW archetypal Audi driver, I think this thread has some potential.
More as a chance to speculate on the type of automotive transport young David might aspire to… My money’s on this:

Personally, I would recommend a Volkswagen Lupo GTi. Couple of caveats though. You need to get the stance sorted and also some nice small rims that allow a wide but high-profile tyre and widens the track of the car outside the width of the arches.

It’s not a troll, it’s a parody

🙂

I guess everyone missed the other thread.

Up yours OP. I thought this was a serious question!