Right wing fruit loops. Such nasty people and so damaging to societies
What about left wing fruit loops ?
Right wing fruit loops. Such nasty people and so damaging to societies
What about left wing fruit loops ?
Anybody who is "avaerage height"! Everything in the world is designed & built to suit you average height mother ****!! Should all be culled at birth, then just maybe us lanky **** would stand a chance of having stuff designed to be at our working height.
non-travelling travellers
chavs
anyone who votes for the BNP
conspiracy theorists
obese people (esp those who smoke)
smokers
veggies
isrelis (more a reflection on their government)
people who bang on and on about how shite the governemnt is (regarless of which govt is in power).
ppl who hate rich/successful people (i'm not rich or successful btw) - its just jealousy.
people who base their environmental beliefs on jeremy clarkson.
Lazy benefit scrounging b tards
Smokers
Druggies
Drunk yobs (& undrunk yobs)
People who say "haitch".
I'm sure at some level they're lovely people, but they need culling.
People who say "haitch".
I'm sure at some level they're lovely people, but they need culling.
I was led to believe that in some areas, that the aitch / haitch splits along religious lines
Yeah, I'll partially forgive anyone with an Irish heritage. There's still plenty left to cull after that though.
All public employees that whinge about pension reduction - living on planet zogg ffs
People who ride tandems- they just do that to be different.
People who use Apple computers- see above
Left wing fruit loops
Right wing fruit loops
Mockneys
People who can't spell
People who can't spell and can't use spell checkers
Injury lawyers 4 U
Able bodied people who use disabled parking spaces
Political correctness and moral relativism
..and breathe...
Fat people.
People in positions of responsibility who act irresponsibly....e.g Politicians who spend money that isnt there....Bankers who loaned money to bad debtors....etc etc
Greenies/Environmentalists.
....i'm a little bit racist too but thats for another day.
There's a lot of anger out there.
Salesmen
Saleswomen
People shopping
People who don't queue 'fairly'
Intolerance, xenophobia, bigotry, racism, homophobia, oppression (the usual suspects)
Nationalism, and to a large extent, patriotism
People who never say 'yes' or 'no', only 'maybe'
People who don't say 'please' and 'thank you'
People who are impolite or don't acknowledge courtesy
Liars
Psychologists
Dentists
Salesmen
People who can't tolerate silence
People who just *have* to be friendly
Shallow people
People who *think* they know something when they don't
People who refuse to learn anything new
People who aren't bitter, cynical, and jaded
Arrogance
Religious zealotry... actually, any organised religion
The pope (I have a particular, and very personal dislike for Catholicism)
Hypocrisy (though it is sometimes *over*-maligned IMO)
Tit-for-tat
Boring, bland music that invokes *no* feeling at all
"Dance" music
People who try too hard to be "a rebel"
People who must try and categorise everything and everyone into discreet groups
Telephones and any other kind of "invasive" technology
People who just don't *think* about things
People who don't understand depression ("get over it", etc is not the right attitude)
People who walk slowly
People who window-shop
People who give a toss about fashion
People who really want you to know they're "angsty"
Salesmen
People who try and screw you over, in a really obvious way
People who talk just for the sake of talking, and never say *anything*
Bull-shitters, dishonesty
People who get offended at simple words
Small minded people
People who try too hard to be funny (and fail)
People who don't at least *try* to progress in life
People who are always happy (they're missing the big picture)
People who think they deserve respect without having earned it
Two-facedness (we're back to salesmen)
People who read "teenage" magazines and think it's giving them good advice
"Ladism", "lads", "ladettes"
Morally corrupt people
People who don't keep their word
"Users"
People view intelligence as a bad thing
People who leave school at 16, never get anywhere, then bitch about it
People who live off the state (and thus off my taxes)
People blind to any other opinion than their own
People who never change their mind
People with the inability to argue their case
People who have no spacial awareness
Stupid people
People with no common sense
People who take things personally when there's no need to
People who can't take criticism
People who think they're god's gift to men/women
Parsnips (the smell of which make me want to vomit)
Cooked banana
Drunkards - People who think going out, getting drunk, and throwing up a lot is something to be *proud* of
Proud people
People who don't realise their shortcomings
People who don't know themselves, and aren't at all introspective
People who base their entire conversations around what *other* people have done, or did
People who seem to think it's their *right* to do something, or have something
People whose have appalling grammar and spelling, yet *refuse* to learn a few simple grammar rules or use a spell checker
Censorship
People who fake British accents on TV shows or in the movies
People who can't judge their own work objectively (they think it's great when it's a pile of poo).
People who judge books by their covers
Women with hairy armpits
... but, err, women who object to body hair (hey I know, hypocrisy, so sue me )
Women who have surgery to have enormous breasts and *expect* people to find them attractive
A large majority of the idiots on TV shows like Oprah, Jerry Springer
Films with sappy happy endings ("oh, the magic has restored him back to life, and we can all live happily ever after" *retch*)
Smokers, and cigars (Wanna smoke? Then sit next to me. Mind if I stick this chopped onion in your face?)
People who don't realise when I'm serious and when I'm taking the piss (no comprehension of irony or sarcasm)
People who think sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
People who are too thick to understand what a worldwide financial crisis is probably not due to the mismanagement of the UK economy by the UK government.
People who are too thick to understand what a worldwide financial crisis is probably not due to the mismanagement of the UK economy by the UK government.
Did I mention midgets ? .......there is something inherently evil about midgets.Midgets frighten the **** out of me.
I'm coming for you Ernie. I'm going to follow you around and leap out at you cackling maniacally!
Did anyone say fat people? Smokers too. As for fat smokers, arrgghh.
On reflection, I have way more prejudices than one entry can cover. Some more I would mention include:
1. People who talk utter shite concerning things they know absolutely nothing about.
2. People who mistake opinion for fact.
3. People who know nothing about history.
4. People from around the Mersey and any of its tributaries.
5. People who ride Orange bikes.
I also struggle with Mediterranean's a bit (with the exception of Portuguese,
I am prejudiced against people who have such poor geographical knowledge that they think Portugal is in the Med
DH pyjama suits, unless worn by either proper racers, or philconsequence of course.
"I am prejudiced against people who have such poor geographical knowledge that they think Portugal is in the Med"
Oh yeah, I spose it isn't really! That explains why I love the Portuguese. Cheers for that.
Fat people and smokers, predominantly. There are others, but those are the main two.
Oh - another one.
People who like everyone.
I don't mind smokers personally, you just get sucked into it because you think it's cool, then end up addicted. It can be hard to quit. Smokers who don't want to quit though, they're complete idiots.
Explain the irony if I was though. Doesn't make sense.
I just thought it would be ironic for a fat person to be prejudice against people who are themselves prejudice against fat people as well as also being prejudice against who people who are prejudice against people to hide their own shortcomings.
Maybe more hypocritical then ironic. I think a bit of both perhaps.
People who finish sentences with prepositions.
Left wing Guardian reading apologists for the disaster that was Gordon Brown.
Hippies.
Druggies.
Chavs.
Anyone who's been on Jeremy Kyle.
Skinny men with wispy beards on fixies.
Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who wears those cut down jeans with turn-ups.
I've got love for everyone.
Oh except sp*rs fans because they are all ****s without exception.
Real Man, funny is what you are!
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