Salesmen
Saleswomen
People shopping
People who don’t queue ‘fairly’
Intolerance, xenophobia, bigotry, racism, homophobia, oppression (the usual suspects)
Nationalism, and to a large extent, patriotism
People who never say ‘yes’ or ‘no’, only ‘maybe’
People who don’t say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’
People who are impolite or don’t acknowledge courtesy
Liars
Psychologists
Dentists
Salesmen
People who can’t tolerate silence
People who just *have* to be friendly
Shallow people
People who *think* they know something when they don’t
People who refuse to learn anything new
People who aren’t bitter, cynical, and jaded
Arrogance
Religious zealotry… actually, any organised religion
The pope (I have a particular, and very personal dislike for Catholicism)
Hypocrisy (though it is sometimes *over*-maligned IMO)
Tit-for-tat
Boring, bland music that invokes *no* feeling at all
“Dance” music
People who try too hard to be “a rebel”
People who must try and categorise everything and everyone into discreet groups
Telephones and any other kind of “invasive” technology
People who just don’t *think* about things
People who don’t understand depression (“get over it”, etc is not the right attitude)
People who walk slowly
People who window-shop
People who give a toss about fashion
People who really want you to know they’re “angsty”
Salesmen
People who try and screw you over, in a really obvious way
People who talk just for the sake of talking, and never say *anything*
Bull-shitters, dishonesty
People who get offended at simple words
Small minded people
People who try too hard to be funny (and fail)
People who don’t at least *try* to progress in life
People who are always happy (they’re missing the big picture)
People who think they deserve respect without having earned it
Two-facedness (we’re back to salesmen)
People who read “teenage” magazines and think it’s giving them good advice
“Ladism”, “lads”, “ladettes”
Morally corrupt people
People who don’t keep their word
“Users”
People view intelligence as a bad thing
People who leave school at 16, never get anywhere, then bitch about it
People who live off the state (and thus off my taxes)
People blind to any other opinion than their own
People who never change their mind
People with the inability to argue their case
People who have no spacial awareness
Stupid people
People with no common sense
People who take things personally when there’s no need to
People who can’t take criticism
People who think they’re god’s gift to men/women
Parsnips (the smell of which make me want to vomit)
Cooked banana
Drunkards – People who think going out, getting drunk, and throwing up a lot is something to be *proud* of
Proud people
People who don’t realise their shortcomings
People who don’t know themselves, and aren’t at all introspective
People who base their entire conversations around what *other* people have done, or did
People who seem to think it’s their *right* to do something, or have something
People whose have appalling grammar and spelling, yet *refuse* to learn a few simple grammar rules or use a spell checker
Censorship
People who fake British accents on TV shows or in the movies
People who can’t judge their own work objectively (they think it’s great when it’s a pile of poo).
People who judge books by their covers
Women with hairy armpits
… but, err, women who object to body hair (hey I know, hypocrisy, so sue me )
Women who have surgery to have enormous breasts and *expect* people to find them attractive
A large majority of the idiots on TV shows like Oprah, Jerry Springer
Films with sappy happy endings (“oh, the magic has restored him back to life, and we can all live happily ever after” *retch*)
Smokers, and cigars (Wanna smoke? Then sit next to me. Mind if I stick this chopped onion in your face?)
People who don’t realise when I’m serious and when I’m taking the piss (no comprehension of irony or sarcasm)
People who think sarcasm is the lowest form of wit