my favourite is the good old fashioned pedal/shin THWACK!!! (with ringing CLAANG!! if on a steel framed bike)
I did this for the first time in a great many years the other week with some clumpy unbranded flat pedals, after a moment of indecision whilst trying to keep up with the bigger boys on bouncy behemoths over the drops….
they were fairly small blunt pins but one of them gave me a nice shin bone revealing split.. and I then had to MTFU for the rest of the ride for some inexplicable male pride reasoning..
snivel.. sniff.. moan.. I really want shinpads for fathers day.
EDIT: at the moment though coincidentally and ironically… intuition tells me that I am getting Wellgo Mags as a fathers day gift..