If, in the morning, you do decide to drive to the pool in essentially your pyjamas… remember to put some boxers* in your swimming bag!

*other under-garments are available.

today is a day to be especially careful when zipping up 😯

*why do birds, suddenly appear*

😆

Why do people have to sit next to me on the train when there’s loads of seats free that are not next to me?

cos you smell tasty 😉

I rode to work once and forgot that I didn’t have any trousers waiting for me.
(Mugged one of the cleaners for their overalls)

I smell of old spice deodorant cos i ran out yesterday and that’s all that’s left. So I smell like my grandad!

I rode to work once and forgot that I didn’t have any trousers waiting for me.

i have done this so many times!! I now leave a pair of jeans under the desk – never to come home – for emergencies. If i forget clothes i will happily work in a baselayer and jeans but lycra is a bit much!!

Admirable, earlier;

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE[/video]

That’s my grandad!!!

After he polished his boots

i forget clothes i will happily work in a baselayer and jeans but lycra is a bit much!

Luckily there’s an Asda down the road. £10 for some smart new designer label trews. Sorted. 🙂

*why do birds, suddenly appear*

Had that in my head for about 2 days now. Did you put it there?

Get out of my mind!!!

You think that’s annoying? I’ve got “JET! ooohooohoooh JET!”

That’s my scrabble giveaway! When i’m sitting with a J and i see an outlet for it as ‘JET’ i’ll oftne subconsciously hum it, sometime other players pick up on it 🙁

I’ve managed once to arrive at my office in my motorcyle leathers & then realised I’ve brought no trousers with me.
After an hour of ‘funny’ comments of why I was wearing my leathers at my desk I went to a shop & bought some trousers…

also turned up at work with no clothes other than cycling went to the charity shop and bought the most ludicrous outfit I could for £6 that complied with dress code.

Only issue was commando or lycra all day long