And keep the descriptions succinct please!

Last night – asked to sing in a gay cross-dressers panto and had to sing ‘Imagine’ in the key of M.

Dreamt my wife was trying to strangle me, then woke up choking and struggling to breathe, to be fair I have a bad cold ATM and sleeping/ lying on my back is the cause but a couple of nights later I dreamt I was drowning but woke thankfully, very disturbing at the time.

Had a crisp packet i could fly on. But it failed as i was being chased by something scary. Salt and vinegar iirc…

Last night I got bitten by a snake while cycling. As a result I then crashed my mum’s car, not sure how I got in it, into tesco (it’s where A&E was), stole a seat mpv and then got offered a stolen Great Dane pup.

Those are just the bits I remember. Probably not that weird, but just one I woke up from.

Training as a special forces in america at night, in a local bay…? in perpetual night time, where the final phase of the test was swimming through a lagoon of great white sharks unharmed, then suddemly i’m on a a roof top in ‘sky captain tomorrow land style graphics (still in my diver kit’ fighting alien robots using mind control rays…

Just last night had this crazy one – bit gruesome so bear that in mind before you read on… Had emigrated to another country for a great job and lifestyle. After some time there was a military coup, got the children out but couldn’t get self or wife out. Was given a Browning automatic to defend self by British Consulate. Evaded new internal ‘security’ services for a couple of days but was then found. They attempted to rape wife and I maimed and then killed them, went on run in fast car. Drove at insane speeds on local and national roads in my escape however said internal security services found us again and we hid in hotel, sheltered by staff. As regime was taking reprisals against any UK citizen due to UK now taking lead in non-military action as part of UN, could not claim shelter in British Consulate as now abandoned. Went instead to Mauritian embassy to claim shelter for self and wife due to eligibility for dual nationality. Got escorted to airport and put on flight as Mauritian national. The End.

It included a yeti in a tan leather jacket…

I once had a dream in which I was a woman and was being shagged by my mate’s girlfriend who was a man.

I dreamed that I lived in a post apocalyptic age, where instead of having hopes and dreams and friends and a life, I spent much of my free time telling like-minded strangers anything that happened to drift through my mind, through the medium of a computer..

We were a lonely and maladjusted tribe.. thrown together by a common love of riding bicycles, and bonded for eternity by our inability and unwillingness to function adequately outside in the world with real people..

It was a terrifying and desolate dream, so as soon as I woke up I posted about it online to help me deal with the complex emotions that it raised within me..

i keep on dreaming that i have missed an exam or havent got my dissertation in on time…I wake up panicking and then realise i grduated 15 years ago!!

Being chased by some man eating giraffes through my old primary school.

Explain that one dream experts.

It included a yeti in a tan leather jacket…

He said weird, not sexy, Dez.

Reported.

😥

A big firework came up to the window I was looking out of and said “don’t be nosey”

I dreamdt I was eating my pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

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Being chased by some man eating giraffes through my old primary school.

Explain that one dream experts.

It means you’re gay.

Being chased by some man eating giraffes through my old primary school

Have you read UnLunDun? Carnivorous giraffes in that.

i keep on dreaming that i have missed an exam or havent got my dissertation in on time…I wake up panicking and then realise i grduated 15 years ago!!

I get that too. Only recurring dream I have!

Being chased across Tower Bridge by a giant carrot driving a red double decker bus.

This was on the night that my mate and me were told we couldn’t possibly eat an entire raclette between us…

I’m on oral morphine + 3 other painkillers on account of smashing my ribs to bits falling on only patch of ice in Macc forest last weekend and then developing a severe chest infection. So i’ve had a few interesting dreams over xmas last nights was a very lucid dream about pulling cocktail sticks form my foreskin

I was a guest at Gordon Ramsey’s F1 team (Jenson Button driving). Gordon had a massive cut all across his forehead which I had to close with improvised butterfly plasters.

I blame brandy before bed.

I had ‘sleep paralysis’ once, scariest thing ever. For those that don’t know it’s when your brain ‘wakes up’ but none of your motor functions do, you are awake but totally paralysed, can’t move anything, can’t even cry out, and beleive me I was trying to. Utterly terrifying when you are in the just woken up and have no idea what’s going on mind set.
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Also, I did a few parachute jumps a few years back. The routines are drummed into your head so that everything is done automatically. Opening the chute is instinctive, dealing with a malfunction is equally instinctive. Since then every time I’ve had a falling dream I have gone through the motions of deploying the chute. Anyone else get this?

Have you read UnLunDun? Carnivorous giraffes in that.

I’ve not but I’m going to now, that book sounds mad!
As above, I think it just means I’m gay. All I need to do now is find out what kind of blokes I fancy. Slaphead mountain bikers probably.