I was rubbing my eye the other day and it made squelshing noises, never noticed that before, it appears to work still should I be worried and in the finest tradition of STW will I die?

I get this, just extra liquid in the eye I think.

Me too, left eye only. The optician said “Well, stop rubbing it then” – and didn’t seem concerned.

Good album title

Teeny tiny pockets of air between the eyeball and the socket.

If you continue to rub it it will not grow to three times the size and give you much pleasure.

Stop it you naughty boy.

Do they make a beeping noise when you zoom in on stuff ?