I can not believe that MPs did not find us longtime members of STW worthy of recruitment to MI5, but that the happy folk at mumsnet got the call-up!

If I were to be recruited, I know who I’d be flagging up on here….

It gives an extra frisson to gossip when one of your number might be a spy, I’d imagine 😉

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If I were to be recruited, I know who I’d be flagging up on here….

I reckon he’s running an entrapment operation – follow one of those links and you get on ‘a list’.

us longtime members of STW

I don’t think the ability to wield a handbag classifies one as a woman.

They tried once, but it just ended up in a massive argument about Lizards. I believe the recruiter shot himself in the end

I’m fairly sure there’s one on here

curious, isn’t it ?

what do you think ?

I’m definitely insulted that they don’t think we’re female.

What do you think ?

Do your own research.

I’m fairly sure there’s one on here

Are you referring to:
1 Women
2 Spies
3 Lizards
4 MTBr’s
5 all of the above?

Answers:
1 Yes
2 Maybe
3 Yes
4 not clear
5 as 4

They tried once, but it just ended up in a massive argument about Lizards. I believe the recruiter shot himself in the end

LOL

If you’re interested apply here
I like that there’s language alternatives so you don’t have to be able to speak English.

That will be useful for quite a few people on here.

scaredypants – Member

I’m fairly sure there’s one on here

One what? Woman?

If I were to be recruited, I know who I’d be flagging up on here….

JiveHoneyJive wouldn’t be eligible as he is already a Mossad/TopShop/Early Learning Centre level 2 operative.

You think there’s a recruiter on here?

It’s JHJ isn’t it?

If you’re interested apply here
I like that there’s language alternatives so you don’t have to be able to speak English.

I wouldn’t bother. Most of the high rollers on STW wouldn’t get out of bed for the money MI6 offer.

Jeez, imagine if the security services were run by mumsnet. IS wouldn’t stand a chance.

And the foul language in the office!?!

Centre Parcs would be a bit worried too.

The security services couldn’t hack the acronym overload. ISIS has probably already been claimed by mumsnet as something to do with ‘that bitch that works with my husband’ and they’d subsequently need to rebrand again.

Labour MP Hazel Blears has led the three-year inquiry into women in the intelligence community

is the funniest thing I’ve read all week.