Made the mistake of sitting down and channel hoping on the TV. Compounded the error by stopping to watch 11 blokes playing more crap football, a striker taking air shots, abuse chanting by “respectful” supporters and crap commentary.

What a waste of time. Better take the dogs out instead.

What garbage.

I think your expectations may have been a little high.

Thought I had clicked on the sky non-league stuff to start with.

I just sat through The Fantastic Four :/ Turtle shite!

Being injured sucks – I am bored of this sofa-life…

Compounded by wasting another 30 seconds reading this. 🙄
The irony.

And then adding to it – irony indeed!

Cricket much better (injury and sofa too)

And then adding to it – irony indeed!

Cricket much better (injury and sofa too)
Sand in yer vag, you grumpy tart?

Touche, mom Amis.

Sand in yer vag, you grumpy tart?

Ah, a supporter! 😀

Cricket getting even better now. Phew

Touche, mom Amis.

You want to touch his mother?