Following the suggestion the Rob Warner should have covered the MTB at the olympics (not likely!)

I thought i start a thread gathering together the best Rob Warner quotes

Here are two to get us started:

“That was uglier than E.T. with skin cancer!”

“hes locked in the hotseat like an Austrian in a basement” 😀

He is an amateur compared with the late Sid Wadell RIP Sid

Wow.
Wilde & Wodehouse must be trembling in their graves. 🙂

Does he just do rape & cancer, or does he do blue as well?

“Messier than a Lion raping a goat” remains a fave of mine…

how embarrassing

this guy’s as potentially explosive as the olympics

Pretty sure “Has done for DH what Osama Bin Laden has done for terrorism” was one of his too

On Danny Hart nearly crashing at Fort William last year,
“That would have opened his a**ehole like a vintage golf bag”

“That’s as popular as a ginger-haired step child!”

“He’s off, he’s off! He’s off like a Jewish foreskin!”