Dear Singletrack World
I would like to meet a nice mountain biking man. It would be great to meet someone who likes the same things as me. Just to give you a bit of an idea, I like: mtbing, climbing, hiking, swimming, other outdoors type stuff. Any ideas where I could meet a nice man? Thanks 
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Wanted: MTB Man
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Posted 1 year ago #
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Have you tried dating websites?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Yes, quite a few. No one on there seems to like biking!
Posted 1 year ago # -
Katy - photo please.
Oh - and can you make it one with this thread in the background?
Ta.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Troll?
Never mind - watch 'em go
Posted 1 year ago # -
Hi there
No, seriously where are you based, have you tried local clubs organizations that cater for outdoor sorts, or just try milling around your LBS or outdoor store one weekend
HTH
Dave
Posted 1 year ago # -
not on here
this place is full of sad middleaged internet geeks.
most will be balding and portly.
Posted 1 year ago # -
katykins - do you like trolling?
Do you have an alter-ego?
Posted 1 year ago # -
druidh - can't we ask for a tin of beans between her legs, loaf of bread on her head and this thread in the background?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Jeez, troll, i got my
teawhisky and biscuits Posted 1 year ago # -
Beans??? At this time of night?
Posted 1 year ago # -
ton - Member
not on here
this place is full of sad middleaged internet geeks.
most will be balding and portly.Speak for yersen Tony.
*looks in mirror*
Oh.......
Posted 1 year ago # -
I have joined various clubs but with not much luck. I'm just not that into trying to pull in bars any more, but it seems difficult to meet people in any other way.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Well, do you?
[/mleh]
Posted 1 year ago # -
You need to join my club darlin'
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Do you own your own truck?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Well helllloooooo. Short bald middle aged man here. Not fat though. Would like to meet young georgous sexy girl for fun and frolics....
Oops - do you mind if I have a wife?Posted 1 year ago # -
Clearly come to the wrong place if you think anyone rides here.
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I think you may well struggle here. best bet head over to your nearest trail cycle around find the steepest trail you can then lay at the bottom of it as if you bailed big time, trap set now it’s just a matter of time waiting for your knight in shining lycra to rescue you
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Do you own your own truck?
No but I have a Fiat - does that count?!Posted 1 year ago # -
You have a Flat what?
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Heh so do I.
We're clearly destined for each other.Posted 1 year ago # -
Well, hello.....
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Oh... a F I A T ....
Posted 1 year ago # -
this must be a troll dating site or a wanted add on the wanted section or just put your e-mail in the next post [bra size will probably help and half the site will e-mail you.
Perhaps post your pic on A & A if you just want a real man rather than one of those senstive nampy pampy types who respect women.
If you wanted opinionated and attention seeking then you are in heaven here
Posted 1 year ago # -
This is going to end in tears
Posted 1 year ago # -
Katy - photo please.
Of your bike that is
Posted 1 year ago # -
Can we have one with a kebab between your legs?
Posted 1 year ago # -
doner or shish
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Where's TJ when we need him!
Posted 1 year ago # -
Lockrobnkel speaks sense-done it a few times myself (on purpose of course
) never fails to get attention or a little sympathy hug to make you feel better. Crying I find always gets the desired reaction Good luck on here though Katy, this lot don't ride bikes, they pretend to be going off for a bike ride then secretly fly stupid lil helicopters/planes around
(or go dogging but most of them won't Admit to that)
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Doner.
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Right standard dating site rules... I'm a **** expert...
No picture says one of three things...
1) You're a Troll
2) You're proper ugly
3) You're the thing that losers dream about... the women who wants to be appreciated for more than the fact that she looks like Kylie.Number 3 is a lie.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Have you considered trapping them? Its the new all extreme subsuburban persuit!
all you need is a ground net (the kind you see people walking onto then being lofted up into the air, featured in films), an issue one copy of The Ride magazine, a black bag marked Chris King or a brown bottle all make suitable bait.
I like to think of them as pokemon characters but with ICT skills and varying, always bizarre, sociopathic abilities.
I've currently got ten in the stable, Horses seem to cater for all their needs, from food through to, well you get the idea. But I'm hoping to collect at least ten more this weekend as it sees the first field trials of the "Rohpyphol Curtain"; a device I've constructed that goes in the canopy between two trees and sprays a fine but dense mist "curtain" of Rohypnol. I'll be selling these units in the classified section of this site.
*coming soon* "The Dusting" RC Helicopter attachments (as seen at the Tour de France)
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zulu is that with chilli sauce
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