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  • UR A BFR
  • CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Sauce

    The 10-week project will cost £10,000 and will see texts sent to 500 people who sign up

    wrightyson
    Free Member

    BFR
    Big fat rider?

    thisisnotaspoon
    Free Member

    Looks like a good idea, as they say, if it keeps one person out of the NHS then it’ll pay for itself.

    I do think a more ‘Cuban’ attitude to public health would be no bad thing. If the population was arranged into a normal distribution accoding to health, their system intervenes when you start to move away from ‘normal’ whereas the NHS (and most other western/developed national health systems) catch you just before you fall off the end of the curve, where it’s much more expensive.

    AlexSimon
    Full Member

    “put the cake down”
    “choose a route around town that doesn’t pass greggs”
    “turn off the tv”

    Going to be difficult to judge performance of the scheme, but IMO experimental schemes like this should be encouraged.
    (although I wish more was done to control food producers)

    drlex
    Free Member

    *Checks for cake & pop in the kitchen*
    Thanks!

    Jamie
    Free Member

    I just checked and I don’t have any cake and pop.

    Better get down the shops then…

    jivehoneyjive
    Free Member

    Catchy little slogans, that’s what they need… us fatties love a bitesize mantra:

    Too much cake, belly shake

    Less butter, more buffer

    Overdone the sugar, ooh ya bugger

    sweepy
    Free Member

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0aIqx1McVI[/video]

    Motivational music is the key

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Too much cake, belly shake

    Less butter, more buffer

    Overdone the sugar, ooh ya bugger

    Binners plus pies, sight for sore eyes.

    😉

    lilchris
    Free Member

    Better get down the shops then…

    Be sure to drive, fatty.

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Catchy little slogans, that’s what they need… us fatties love a bitesize mantra:

    More cushion for the pushin’?

    lucien
    Full Member

    wrightyson – Member
    BFR
    Big fat rider?

    POSTED 2 HOURS AGO # REPORT-POST

    So….BFR?

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Biffer. As in, rather portly.

    ton
    Full Member

    shit buffalo.

    ourmaninthenorth
    Full Member

    “You’re poor.”

    “You’re more likely to be obese, get cancer and develop heart disease.”

    “Therefore it’s all your own fault.”

    “Despite the demographic realities.”

    “Why not do us all a favour and kill yourself now? It’d be cheaper in the long run.”

    ourmaninthenorth
    Full Member

    Or, how about:

    “You’ve developed an inherited chronic condition.”

    “You can no longer move around much”

    “Therefore it’s all your own fault.”

    “Despite the genetic realities.”

    “Why not do us all a favour and kill yourself now? It’d be cheaper in the long run.”

    AlexSimon
    Full Member

    If they could find a way of measuring success of this trial then it would be great to see the results of:

    “use the stairs more”
    “eat less”
    “etc”

    Vs positive affirmations like:

    “You are a wonderful human being”
    “love yourself unconditionally”
    “Life is beautiful”
    “You have what it takes to be healthy”
    or similar

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    “You are a wonderful human being”
    “love yourself unconditionally”

    You are a beautiful and unique snowflake 😉

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    “It’s OK, you can just tell people that you’re ‘bubbly’. They’ll all know what that means really, though.”

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    Biffer. As in, rather portly.

    “Biffa”, as in:

    WackoAK
    Free Member

    Can someone wiv da fotoshop skilz change the original image to:

    “Sell more Post-it notes”
    “Hit your target on toner”

    etc 🙂

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    😀

    lucien
    Full Member

    ahhh…..good ol’ urban dictionary

    GrahamS
    Full Member

    portlyone
    Full Member

    Biffer. As in, rather portly.

    Bifferone… yes, I did 😉

    D0NK
    Full Member

    I iz dubious, but then I’m a right cynical sod, hope it works, on the face of it if it’s an auto message thing rather than personal thing and it works I’d have thought it should be fairly cheap to run.

    You are a beautiful and unique snowflake

    I thought that too 🙂

    CaptainFlashheart
    Free Member

    Interestingly, if one goes to Teh Wiki

    Today, biffers tend to be known as big hitters.

    😀

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