If you stick a USB lead in your ear and really concentrate you can upload your thoughts.

I get this

Awesome.

I don't use USB, but have a satellite uplink instead.

Is this a 'who can find the funniest internet pic from 10 years ago' thread?

You really really don't want to see the images my brain conjures up

Me also

Depending on which ear I use, I get:

or:

which just goes to show how awesome I am.

Sorry if this is slow, I'm of the USB 1.0 generation.

Fond childhood flasbacks!

😉

I'm sure I read somewhere that they have to lower the wall of death used by the lion. It seems the lion found it rather frightening and used to pee with fright. That rotted the wall so they had to cut a section out.

I'm sure I read somewhere that they have to lower the wall of death used by the lion. It seems the lion found it rather frightening and used to pee with fright. That rotted the wall so they had to cut a section out

I can't decide if that makes it even more magnificent.

Some great pictuALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

I get this. I'm obviously worrying about my steak pan going up.

Have any of you considered councilling?

Doesn't work for me. 🙁

I am still struggling with technology but it is lots of pretty colours pulsing like and excited badgers clitoris

Nnngghhhuruuuhhhhh!

Steam turbine powered radio controlled tank. Awesome!

wierd – I get this too

I'm sure I read somewhere that they have to lower the wall of death used by the lion. It seems the lion found it rather frightening and used to pee with fright. That rotted the wall so they had to cut a section out.

I think that was in a really old MBUK where they sent someone up one of those walls of death….

That rings a bell. Might be where I heard it from. Amazing what shite collects in my brain sometimes.

As always, Kingtut is teh funny. 🙄