It was her birthday. I said what do you want. She said 'i dont care, just get me something unusual and expensive that I don't really need.

I got her a present that fits all those criteria and she storms out the house.

Grrrr

Thai ladyboy?

Lawn mower didn't go down too well then?

Somebody ask him what he got her, that's what he wants

It is more interesting to read the guesses

Smeg deepfat fryer?

One of these ❓

Home made lights?

Arse reduction pump?

A new bike?

In your size?

slim fast?

Second hand stamp collection?

A butt plug?

A strap-on?

A gimp mask?

Norway?

not mine but:

Any woman who answers the question: "What do you want for your birthday?"

with "If you really loved me, you wouldn't need to ask."

gets a Playstation

Gently guys, she is my wife!!

Gently guys, she is my wife!!

I wouldn't be so sure. It depends what you got her. 🙄

I got a girlfriend a vacum cleaner for valentines day once.

A nice stuffed troll?

😉

I once said to my gf I got her something she would like – as a treat. It was some Armani aftershave – for me – she said she liked the smell!!!! didn't go down very well at all even if it was meant as a joke 🙄

WorldClassAccident – Member
Gently guys, she is my wife!!

Ok, a suede butt plug then

Gently guys

….that's not what she said.

A fully restored Dodge Charger with full General Lee paintjob and air horns?

A big Bike Bash t shirt,

A gift token for the Jedi Skills School.

Subscription to Singletrack,

A divorce, if she reads this thread.

it is not her birthday until July but I thought I would start the thread now to see if any of you lot came up with good ideas.

BTW The correct answer tot he original post was a course of chemotherapy. Thanks to Steve Wright the american comic.

PeterPoddy – Member

A nice stuffed troll?

Correct answer after all. Chemo – funny as, well, a treatment for cancer. Throbber.

it is not her birthday until July

So still time to go out and buy her one then

The 3000 series comes in a handy "pop in your handbag" size.

And is guaranteed to provide "fun-size" orgasms.

Unusual, expensive, don't really need=Jewellery with big shiny rocks in.

Cheesyfeet – Premier Member

A fully restored Dodge Charger with full General Lee paintjob and air horns?

Yes please 😀 . . . and I don't even drive.

Chemotherapy is free.

I got a girlfriend a vacum cleaner for valentines day once.I got a girlfriend a vacum cleaner for valentines day once.

Classic

I once bought my wife a tumble dryer for Christmas & another year I bought her an electric carving knife, I know better now though.

Drac – Member
Chemotherapy is free

…at the point of delivery.

What do you want for your birthday?…………. I don't care 😆 😆 😆 class

an electric carving knife

– legend! Bonus points as it sounds like she's still your wife.

What do you want for your birthday?………….

'I don't want anything for my birthday' The resultant nothing was greeted with a very real threat of injury by stiletto…

Last year my wife told me to get her something that goes from zero to 200 in under six seconds.

I bought her a bathroom weigh scale.

I now sleep on the couch.

First christmas together with the then girlfiend (now wife) and I bought her a frying pan (amongst other stuff)…she was getting into cooking so I figured each month I'd buy her something else for the cooking to help her explore cooking new stuff (selfishly of course as it meant I'd get to eat some great food)…anyway, everyone was rather worried for me but I survived…the frying pan did until about 4 years ago…so I was rather pleased with the £8 purchase! 😉

A friend once bought his now wife a SatNav and a Ladyshave for Christmas (seriously – no punchline).

Nice one – you can't read a map and you have hairy legs.

She ran out of the room crying.

🙂

Once got gf(former) a toaster for Christmas. Did not go down well of course.
In my defence was on crutches could not drive and the only place she would take me to get her present was Tesco. I thought it was a point well made. It was a stylish toaster and you could set your level of burnt.

you got your former girlfriend a toaster because she was rubbish at oral sex?

you got your former girlfriend a toaster because she was rubbish at oral sex?

PMSL!

"an electric carving knife"
– legend! Bonus points as it sounds like she's still your wife.

Yes, but he didn't mention whether he was still anatomically complete!