What I’d like to do this weekend:
Go to an old friends housewarming party. Half Scottish, half American, there will be food and beer and it’ll probably be a laugh.
What I will be doing this weekend:
Going to “Fat Aunty Sandra’s” *40th wedding anniversary. Hosted at some local sports club bar, with a crap DJ, and carb based nibbles and attended by mostly the other half of the OH family and their friends, so she barely knows anyone, let alone me. Those who do attend spend the other 362** days of the year moaning about how much they resent them.
Apparently I’m not allowed to duck out on this one because I’ve avoided the last 2.
At a previous occasion I was told “You’re brave turning up” after expressing my feelings for the aforementioned Aunt, I my defense she started the argument, I just had one of those flashes of inspiration that are usually only had 30minutes later and prefixed by “I should have said……….”.
Urhhhhhgggggg…………….. anyone else got inlaws they really can’t stand?
*The OH’s words not mine
**they also host equally bad christmas and summer parties.