This lady will only now have sex with ghosts.
“Is that ectoplasm on your face dear… 😯 :lol:”

This woman says she only has sex with ghosts now

‘Amethyst Realm’ – sounds legit. 😀

Could be another reason for wanting the wifi off though.

Multiple phantasms?

Creepy janitors all over the country are buying rubber masks as we speak.

Scooby Doo is struggling to unmask them quick enough.

Does she have a crystal egg on her desk?

she would be happy if she fell pregnant after one of her ghostly trysts, claiming she had done research into phantom pregnancies.

Worth the price of admission for that line.