OK, last time I was looking at starting up a new business I asked you guys for some inspiration/help with coming up with a name. You mostly took the piss and it helped, as did some of the more serious ideas. That business is doing very well (thanks for asking) so I thought I’d come back to you, my inspiration, for some more help with my next tilt at world domination.

The scenario: intravenous and intramuscular shots of vitamins and minerals are very popular in the US and we are planning on bringing it to the UK, together with some other supplement treatments that are great for your hair/skin/health in general.

The challenge: Come up with a great name for this new project that’s not already being used.

GO!

Snake Oil UK?

Do you inject proteins?

If so, I reckon Meat Injections Ltd will be a dead cert.

FlabJabs?

Useless Pricks?

IGMC

Use your forum name. Sounds like an odd idea I must say and I’d never use it!

Are you the guy that wrote The 4 Hour Work Week? Exact same business in that book.

I would go with Jock Shots as this has meathead appeal. Good luck with it!

Dr deaths daily dose.

I can do you a website with Ms paint too.

Dr Death’s Dildo Den.

I said not already being used Jamie…

Intra-Boost or Vitashot

Neandervit

Vein Pricks.
RM.

Point Less

Get in!

MedInfusions.

I said not already being used Jamie…

Ah, good point.

Injektorz

The slogan could be… Too busy for fruit? Then shoot!

A Shot In The Arm

live like lance

IntraVit. IntraMed

God I really hope this is a joke, or you aren’t a Doctor 😯 That is such a 1920s Harley Street rip-off business.

So… JALPWAN

“Just a little prick with a needle” 😉

some other supplement treatments that are great for your hair/skin/health in general.

Evidence?

Itzaconn

Doesn’t mean anything, so imagine the domain name is available.

Phialzilla
Lab kebab

Fleeced you.

Don’t be healthy, take supplements instead.

If your health isn’t right, don’t buy from us, go and see a doctor.

eyeoftheneedle

jack ypur body

septic tracks

track marx

stab youself to health

The lance Armstrong Clinic
Innocuous Injections
Jaggermaster

IVit

Placebos ‘R’ us

😉

Bolland & Harret ?

And, of course

Oranges are not the only route 😀

YOFALP (UK)?

You’ll
Only
Feel
A
Little
Prick.

Vein Pricks

Winner!

Dirty needle aids roulette.

Lance: Arm Strong!

Gastrojab
Hairy but hungry
Can’t cook won’t cook

Pointy Vits
Shoot em ups!
Vita vit mega muscle shots.
Dr Deaths pointless prick

Oranges are not the only route

😆

So injection or!

Bullshit injections .com ?

Might only work in the Scottish market, but…

Jaggy Mettle.

Edit:

bullshitinjections.co.uk if your’re strapped for cash.

JunkyFit
or
LittlePricks