Not me this time….

The guy I won a Pitch from earlier.

“mate i havent been able to cancel the bike it was stolen on monday ! out of the back of my van im trying to claim as we speak sorry for the bad news im absolutely gutted”

You mean it didn’t make as much as you wanted and now you’re making up an excuse?

“no i wouldent i would have took £500 for it if you would like me to send you over my crime refrance number i will?”

So i offered more if it was too cheap but he insisted it was gone.

I gave it half an hr and text the number as on his post as a new buyer asking for a second chance if the sale fell through.

Surprise surprise text me back, yupp fallen through £800.

Time to annoy him methinks

this one?

Maybeeee

Ooooh, I had no idea this was a new weekly feature – are you hoping to get it into the mag too ? 😉

(agreed, this one seems to be very much a b’lend – give his number to last week’s TOP contender)

He’s not doing very well with his 247securitysolutions is he!!

Welcome to the bay and greed

just offered him £850 😉

LOL oh boy

I have texted with £850 a reach round and a van lock 😉

One of those they are bell end but time to let it go

£875 ?

I have texted with £850 a reach round and a van lock

That’s good; do you think I can match it with a playstation 2, “Now…Music” 25-29 inclusive (vinyl) and some tear-offs collected from Fort William after the WC last year

Yep , annoy the bellend. gonna text him now ahhahahaah

happened to me…

http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/ebay-twuntboils-my-blood

Should learn what a reserve is

You were willing to hand over £500 to a seller with 1 feedback?
You’re braver than me.

I see some prank calls coming up from STWers who work night shifts.

Ohh this could get fun.

I am VERY tempted with this

Buying from an eBay seller with a feedback of 1. 🙄

I hadn’t noticed the 1FB. I was cash on collection anyway and the listing wasn’t ringing alarm bells

To be fair, he is open to any offer.

http://www.pinkbike.com/u/bigrigsam/buysell/

joined PB Mar 2015 / 1FB on ebay and lists a Spesh Pitch as a DH rig (with Avid 3’s hmm)

Alarm bells should def be ringing.

He doesn’t do irony.
text sent:
Pitch on Pinkbike looks like one that was stolen from the back of your van last week.
reply:
Thanks mate for the help! Sorry I need to take down the ad it’s mine! Sorry matethanks so much for keeping an eye out ! Top bloke cheers mate
Not too hot on punctuation as you can see.
Scammer or just a Thicko? 100% Bell End!!!!!!

Honesty is the best policy,especially when your dealing with the good old STW massive,well done peeps,enjoyed reading this thread,look forward to next weeks eBay bellend thread 🙂

I’m extremely tempted to text him pretending to be CID and that wed had a report of the eBay buyer seeing a bike that may be his on pinkbike.

Phone him and record it 🙂

Pinkbike ads allow you to put comments on the pics……..

Can we do a Radio 1 Scott Mills takeaway prank style thing on them? Get ebay twunt from last week to talk to the ebay twunt from this week. 😈

Sign him up to Jamster

Funny text ^. Dishonesty and stupidity are never complementary traits. I like the ad listing as L and then the don’t know if it’s a M or a L comment. No probs, I’m not sure how tall I am anyway!