Today in work we are only aloud to insult each other using american insults

i am getting board of the usal co*k, nob he*d, tart etc… insults so we are to only use american ones. well it gets me through the day hehe 🙂

So far i have:

Jerk,
Jack Ass,

What you got…

😈

liberal

douchebag

One that I have seen on other message boards that amused me is 'Eurofag'

mofo

limey faggot

cracker

If something sucks, is that worse than if it blows?

I have another one

you hillbilly hehe

your mom works at walmarts.

You voted for bush didn't you?

I hear you little sister is very popular in her sorrority.

Didn't I see you on the Jerry Springer show.

Any mum joke but with mom instead of mum.

Godless Commie Scum.

jerk wad
railroad shunt monkey

wise-ass

frig-tard

Freekin moron!

hehe freekin moron

jive ass mofo

Misunderstood this one at first – we tend to insult the Americans here!

Ass hat

You're George Bush, you are! 😀

dickwad

In fact, just go a read the comments on any popular YouTube video and you should have more than enough. Try the moon landings.

ass wipe
asshole
dickwad
jerk off
piece of sh1t
motherf*cker
retard

or if you watch too much battlestar galactica…
frack
fracker
motherfracker
I'm gonna frack you up
etc

red neck

or one I saw a tee shirt in America

Yo Ugly & yo momma dresses you fuuunnnny