The former MrsIHN worked (indeed still works, I think) for Kraft Foods, who later, in a company renaming approach that would even make contestants on the Apprentice weep, became Mondelez (it’s, apparently a clever concatenation of monde, i.e. world, and delicious. Jesus wept).
Anyhoo, she worked a lot with the chocolate factory in Bern in Switzerland that made Toblerone (she actually helped to switch all the production to a much cheaper factory in Poland, the same one they moved all the making of Terry’s Chocolate Oranges to from York). Consequently, she could get her hands on a lot of free Toblerone, the best possibly being when my then work asked for some donations for the Christmas prize draw, and she presented a box, 3ft cubed, of Toblerone minis 🙂
She could also supply the massive novelty bars, the ones that there is only one way to eat; a hammer and chisel.