Hey, all of you wimps who chickened out and did not ride last night, you really missed out. You missed out on the biggest, wettest, stickiest puddles I have yet encountered in Lordswood. (Only been here a few months though.) You missed out on no dabs which was so wet that the water was running streamlike down the bit you cycle on at one point. (So good we rode it twice – both directions.) You missed out on test riding all those little trustworthy puddles that have now become mini swamps with something like bluetack in the bottom of them. You missed out on testing the exact slime consistency of the best of the puddles (but I can confirm for you the consistency was of an excellent wear-ability quality – especially if you roll about in it enough). Corkscrew was wonderful as always but in a wet and slimy, rooty, slippy, skiddy sort of way. You really missed out on having to wait for me at the end of each trail while I determinedly tested the viscosity of each puddle. In fact I don’t know why you didn’t turn up. The best bit was riding through the river which was high enough and fast enough to wash all the mud off the bike and my legs! Jeff mentioned how clean I was when I got home which was rather ironic considering the amount of puddle testing I managed to do. I also did not have single mosquito bit. They had all drowned. Thank you guys who did ride for waiting for me repeatedly. I had a summer cold – (that is my excuse and I’m sticking to it). I had a migraine earlier in the day and thought a little bit of fresh air might do me some good…… See you Sunday.