I think the most I have ever watched of a Strictly Come Dancing episode is about 30 seconds and even then I wasn’t watching it as such because I was looking for the remote to change to another channel.
It’s something that does absolutely nothing for me, sorry.
Isn’t Holly Valance the one that ran off with that Brian fellow from Westlife, who left his then wife Kerry Catona, sending her into a spiral of hopelessness making money out of being well known, with out actually having any talent, or being useful in life and breath.
No bunnyhop, that was (I think) Delta goodrem. Jesus wept, ten minutes of strictly and my metrosexual levels have reached ‘alarmingly camp’.
Seven! Damn your rapid typing bunnyhop!