dressed with a

stained and stringy

pair of undercrackers

which had a

large frilly pink

sea anenome which

never wore helmets!

Bit her right

on the end

of her favourite

little black dress.

The following day,

She was seen

totally naked doing

her neighbour’s son

with a wet

slippery gold-fish

and a plank

“Ooooh, That’s windy!”

shouted the under-

secretary buffing her

massive hairy wet

slightly wiffy old

beaver that was

from under the

influence of monstrously

large boobies, but…

one was bigger

than TJs helmet

but stil smelly

cheese should help

quieten the beast

with a pancake

in her mouth

said the bishop