You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you a furry
You: how did you know?
Stranger: no seriously
You: i am furry as can be
Stranger: are you one or not
You: furry bum furry balls furry head
Stranger: **** you

WTF is a furry?

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Stranger: Hola
You: you spanish?
Stranger: que?
You: there is too much butter on those trays!!
Stranger: que?
Stranger: i clean now
Stranger: ? o.O
You: go and clean in there!
Stranger: alright **** this. You bore me peasant. BRING THE NEXT ONE IN!
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i just dinosaured someone and got this straight back:
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WTF, very disturbing

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Stranger: I Love chocolate !
You: spank rims look ace in chocolate, although the gold ones are spiffy
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not a fan of wheels then!

I think I’m going to loose an evening on this

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 22 male
Stranger: you ?
You: 35 female
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You: If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.

Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: fricking pple!
Stranger: u sware
Stranger: yall are the same!
Stranger: i*
Stranger: i made mistakes yes! but idc!
Stranger: gaaaaaaawwwww
Stranger: -screams-
You: calm down dear, its just a waste of time
Stranger: dear?!!?!
Stranger: dont call me dear!
Stranger: i aint any ones dear
You: but i love you
Stranger: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: I HAVE A GF!!!
You: thats no moon..
Stranger: what?1
Stranger: ?!*
You: its a space station…
Stranger: …
You: i’ve got a bad feeling about this!
Stranger: ive had a bad feeling sence the day i was born!
You: sence?
Stranger: the day i was born!!
You: what happened?
Stranger: nothing!!!
Stranger: UGH!
Stranger: your scaring me
Stranger: -hides-
You: i can still see you
Stranger: no you cant
You: and i would forget about doing that if i were you..
Stranger: doing what?
You: fitting highrollers with a cork screw
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: IM A GUY!
You: well thats a relief
Stranger: your freakier then me -.-
You: then?
You: btw is fitting a 50mm stem a bit much for xc?
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this could run for some time…

Clearly some people just don’t understand us or maybe i didn’t explain very well!!

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You: hi
Stranger: heeeeeeeey
You: how are u
Stranger: fine, you?
You: yip good
You: do u singletrack?
Stranger: omg can u explain me what that is?
You: well involves lots of people, who all enjoy getting very sweaty, very dirty, wear alot of lycra, love the smell of rubber and wearing helmets is compulsary
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: but no
You: oh ok then

What is the demographic of people using this site? Just I got “17,f,italy”, and it seemed possible it was genuine – I assumed the place was full of 14 year old boys. Failed to use my best chat up lines (though didn’t get an instant disconnect).

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Stranger: hello there
You: ust?
Stranger: what
You: or tubes?
Stranger: or what
Stranger: what the f-
You: ghetto tubeless?
Stranger: what the hell are you talking about, man
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Stranger: OH NO
You: me lady
You: you likey lady
Stranger: omfg i just licked you
You: you likey singletrack
Stranger: DID YOU LIKE IT
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Stranger: Helo
Stranger: hello
You: Now then, now then, jangle, jangle, jewellery, jewellery…
Stranger: What?
You: Now then young man, what can I fix for you ?
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You: i just sharted
You: gotta go
Stranger: dubai?

Just got the same person twice in a row!

Thought i’d caught 1 of you out, but know she really was a slapper!!

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Stranger: 18 f uk
Stranger: me
Stranger: nicole
Stranger: wet
Stranger: hirny
Stranger: horny*
Stranger: need a dik
Stranger: 😮
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: ?
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Stranger:asl
you: do you singletrack
stranger:yeah
you: cool wanna singletrack with me
Stranger: i have to be honest i have no idea what your on about
you:what you riding?
stranger: what is singletracking
you: it involves getting dirty and sweaty and lots of heavy breathing
you: and you can do it on your own or in large groups
stranger: lol
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Not an exact transcript but they all seem to go:

Stranger: boy?
You: yes
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This is a hoot.

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: I’M BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!
Stranger: cool ‘-‘
You: 70 something /male/top of everest
You: have you seen any of my films?
Stranger: i don’t know who are you ‘-‘
You: Really….. try this one:
You: GORDON’S ALIVE!!!!!!
Stranger: nothing ‘-‘
Stranger: really
You: where are you typing from then?
Stranger: are you famous ?
Stranger: i’m from the hell ‘-‘
You: know ye nothing of Sir Brian of Blessed?
Stranger: i’ve never listened nothing about this ‘-‘
You: I’m astounded. Google me and see what you missed!
Stranger: no ‘-‘
Stranger: i don’t wanna know ‘-‘

Hmmm……

you: i’ll be your dog
you: woof
you:woof

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: peru
You: you?
Stranger: denmark.
Stranger: what time is it in peru?
You: now in england, was left at paddington station
You: i live with the browns now
Stranger: oh
You: I still see my aunt lucy
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Clearly not a paddington bear fan

Borrox, my attempt to conduct a Rod Stewart-chat failed.

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Stranger: hi =]
You: I am sailing, I am sailing,
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Stranger: hi!
You: ????? ??
Stranger: how are you?
You: ¿ no? ‘s?u??? ll?? ???? ?,?
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You: pingu
You: mwah mwah mwah
Stranger: pingu?
You: pingo
Stranger: pingo?
You: pongo
Stranger: pongo?
You: stinky
Stranger: stinky?
You: its just a jump to the left
You: then a step to the riiiiiggggghhtttt
Stranger: i like doggy style sorry
You: put your hands on your hips
You: and bend your knees in time
Stranger: hokey pokey u can kiss my ass

Dumbass

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Stranger: can you suck me d**k for me PLEASE? i havent goten any in three years. i havent had a wet p***y around my d**k in five years. (i turned gay around two years ago, but now im straight) i really want my d**k to go in you. slowly at first. then fast. i want someone to **** for hours until you scream and cum squirts out your c**t at 54 miles per hours. i want you to be breathless and than we’ll do it again. sound good?
You: which lube
Stranger: mhmm i want someting spicey that makes my dick tingle
You: erm, rock and roll extreme, probably sting a bit, that do?
Stranger: YES PLEASE!
You: take a while to set up, give me a min or 2…
Stranger: take as long as you want baby
You: how did you know my age?
You: Right, you ready to lube
Stranger: even better babies p****s are tight
Stranger: mhmm;) go ahead
You: where’s the chain
You: Oi!
Stranger: under the bed
Stranger: you found it?
You: its no good there
You: we can’t lube without the chain
Stranger: well GET IT OUT!
Stranger: im already in possision
You: Hang on, looks like you might need a new cass and rings,
Stranger: whatever it takes;)
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thread hi jack sorry
i just got sent this link through omegle. some swedish band that have been going for about 4 day’s.

http://www.myspace.com/apegaofnabis

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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: if yourrrrrrrr
You: its just a jump to the ledt
Stranger: happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: if yourrrrr
You: monkey
Stranger: happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: if your happy and you know it
Stranger: and you really want to show it
Stranger: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: 😀
You: can only clap one handed you selfish bastard the dog ate the other one
Stranger: Yay this is so gay
Stranger: 😛 sorry you are now offically gay
You: you are only gay if you take bitch
Stranger: lmfaoooo
You: we are the nights of the round table
You: ni
Stranger: I am King Author
You: author? what you writing
Stranger: Arthor
You: ah stephen king author
Stranger: Yes that one
You: bonus write one about a monkey
Stranger: I’m writing a book about this guy I met on Omegle
Stranger: He was gay. And he finally realized it after a long time of thinking
You: really? sounds like a good start
Stranger: Yes and he was always talking about monkeys
You: monkey lover
Stranger: lol
You: your gonna watch me sapnk my monkey
Stranger: Hell no
Stranger: That’s sick dude
Stranger: You need to stop abusing that monkey
You: it likes it, don’t worry
Stranger: *vomits*
You: his name is bubbles
Stranger: Okay Michael Jackson
You: he can see you
Stranger: You need to refill your prescription
You: he is an attack monkey
You: flies too
Stranger: 😛 your a wack job
Stranger: Probably hit on the head as a infant
You: monkey did it
Stranger: Yes you love monkey dug

LOL

unless it was one of you lot, just had a nice chat to a bloke in Brazil after making him jump with the Dinosaur. At least he had a sense of humour. Hours of merriment!

Stranger: asl
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: no
You: its so gay.
You: asl..
You: asl..
Stranger: ys
Stranger: am lesbo lol
You: cos men hate you
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Stranger: Shit faced mother ****. Man. Shit faced mother ****. . .
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Stranger: Best
Stranger: troll
Stranger: ever.

lovin it

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You: which tyres for the alps?
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seems fimilar…

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Stranger: hihi
You: Hi Hi Hoi
You: Ne
Stranger: how’re you?
You: Im Okay an u
Stranger: good
You: what you doin
Stranger: eatin dinner, what time is it for you?
You: 23:21
You: but I had cheese for tea again
Stranger: ah
You: what did you have for dinner
You: Do you like cheese
Stranger: yes
Stranger: mussels
You: Big ones?
Stranger: decent size
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: England, and you?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: DO
Stranger: U
Stranger: THINK
Stranger: ABOUT
Stranger: BRAZIL?
You: Not a lot,
You: DO
You: You
You: tthink
You: about
You: stockton-on-tees
Stranger: wut?
You: stockton-on-tees?
You: google it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I googled it.
You: Are you really from Brazil?
Stranger: I’ll see da photos
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Why?
You: Get out of here!
You: Bet you live in tamworth!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: You city likes cool
Stranger: What?
You: Where in Brazil?
You: Do you like Ronaldo?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Santos, SP.
You: I had a lot of cheese for tea, do you have cheese in Brazil
Stranger: The biggest garden front beach
Stranger: Yes, I have.
Stranger: But I don’t like so much.
You: What is the staple diet in Brazil?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I’ll translate
Stranger: lol
Stranger: U use **** slangs
Stranger: The staple diet is MCDonald’s
Stranger: lol
You: Gotta do something with all those cows you raise on the ex-rainforest I guess Hu?
Stranger: I didn’t that.
Stranger: E brilha muito no Corinthians.
You: no lo creo
Stranger: tu hablas spañol, cabrón?
You: maricnes?
You: maricon
Stranger: viadón
Stranger: sujo
Stranger: pobre
Stranger: gat
Stranger: gay*
You: have you ever had sex with a real person?
Stranger: stfu
You: MTFU!
You: Bitch
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: I’m from /b/
Stranger: Now u r ****’d.
You: Have you got a gun?
Stranger: Guy, I’ll woke with bugs in your face.
You: How will you put the bugs there?
Stranger: You got **** and I found your IP. Maybe the Anonymous will like it. See you in your next life.

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Stranger: Hello, i m male 29 year and i search girl for cam 🙂
You: Bad news then
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You: Clipped in or flatties?
Stranger: 21 m here u

some scary people on there this time of night, frightened me so I gave up

I’ve just lost 2 hours of my life talking absolute rubbish to strangers on the internet.

another day on STW then.

Strange site.

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You: are you the farmer?
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not a fan then!

Stranger: hey,
Stranger: asl?
You: did you hear micheal jackson had a heart attack?
Stranger: wtf? really?
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