Saw the link on the bbc.co.uk

http://omegle.com/

WORK SAFE… but weird.

Yes, yes it is!

My last conversation.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: do you have bewbies?
Stranger: serious question!
You: bewbies?
Stranger: boobs?
You: Massive ones
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you’re a guy then?
Stranger: 😉
You: yep, but I have huge moobs
Stranger: sweet!
Stranger: sweaty ones?
You: Bit salty at the moment I’d say
Stranger: urghh, I want to vomit and cum all at the same time!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

site is websense restricted guys, before you click.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: waves
Stranger: what
You: waves, you know, that hand movment
Stranger: yes
You: no wave back then?
You: runs around waving
You: I must be alone
You: Fancy a brew
Stranger: u crazy or something
You: Well I’m on here
You: Coffee then?
Stranger: **** you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

just had a great long waffle with a 20 yo Chinese person with great grasp English.

I’ll try that site again later

Dodgy.

Stranger: hi
You: Ah, it’s you again!
Stranger: Huh?
You: Well, I was waiting to hear back from you.
Stranger: Who are you?
Stranger: I just logged on a moment ago
You: Me too, I was hoping that you’d reply.
Stranger: Uh huh….
You: Yes, you see I have a problem with my hovercraft.
Stranger: Oh! What’s the problem? I can probably fix it.
You: Well, the flange gasket on the port nacelle has ruptured.
Stranger: Ouch. You’re going to need to replace it, buddy.
You: Smashing, thanks ever so much. Bye.

Any good “what tyres for…?” advice out there ? 😀

andywhit – Member
Any good “what tyres?” advice out there ?

Let me see what I can do….

21 year old female from Japan…. pics soon 😆

No one’s playing the tyre game….

21 year old female from Japan…. pics soon

You fell for that then?

Here’s a good one, pretend your a girl and talk to some desperate guys! 🙂

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: yo
You: Wonder if you could help me, what tyres for this dry, dusty summer?
Stranger: lol, grippy ones
You: Perfect! thanks very much, have a nice day! bye
Stranger: bi

Better than the advice you get on here most of the time 😉

shes going to come over and meet me… all i need to do is send money for flight 😀

How stupid do you think i am??…….actually don’t answer that. 🙄

Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Boy or Girl
me : Girl (for a laugh) U?
Stranger : Horny boy

This could be funny……….

You bast**d this site is going to eat my life

more than likely you are all talking to each other pretending to be young girls etc..

Need a stw code word for use in conversations.

maxray – Member
more than likely you are all talking to each other pretending to be young girls etc..

Need a stw code word for use in conversations.

I propse we start with

“Do you Singletrack?”

maxray – Member
more than likely you are all talking to each other pretending to be young girls etc..

Need a stw code word for use in conversations

monkey juice?…. no idea why that came into my head..perhaps it was the bubbles jokes

Stranger: grr
You: hi there
Stranger: hi
You: now, i need some advice
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: ?
You: what tyres would you recommend for the welsh trail centres – a mixture of dry and dusty with some roots and rocks.
Stranger: ..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

🙁

Omegle
Talk to strangers!
2973 users online
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: Pardon?
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: Is this some sex thing?
You: nooooo but it does involve rubber hoops
Stranger: Hmm.
You: tight lycra
You: and
You: helmets
Stranger: You can’t lick me wearing a helmet.
You: could give it a try
Stranger: Bet you can’t make me wet with no pics
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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It’s a no to that one then!

Stranger : deer
Me: a female deer…

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hay
You: hay barn?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

disconects…i’m rubbish at this.. 🙄 😆

Well that was short-lived..

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello
Stranger: hey
You: how you dong?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: asl?
You: baking powder?
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This is hypnotic.

that’s just porn that is!

hello rudeboy lol!!!

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: yes lol blimey we must all be at it, what tyres for the summer then 🙂
You: Seriously?
Stranger: yeah
You: Who are you on there then?
Stranger: yamyamblade
Stranger: dont contribute alot tbh
You: Ah. I see. Well you should.
Stranger: who are you?
You: RudeBoy.
Stranger: ah recognise the name oh well speak soon on singletrack cheers
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Go on, admit it. If you knew it was me, you’d have kept talking, wouldn’t you? The moment it was RudeBoy you hung up!

😉

nah didnt know who it was really but lol when the first question was that!!

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: snorkle
Stranger: what?
Stranger: what does mean that
You: I mean snurgle
You: do you?
Stranger: no
You: why ever not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Wow, someones using rude words at me!

This is fun, yet feels slightly wrong.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello
Stranger: are u Chinese, Holland, Brazil?
You: none of the above
Stranger: asl?
You: wtf?
Stranger: ?
You: sorry i’m new round here
You: are you chinese, holland, or brasil?
Stranger: chinese
Stranger: and u?
You: a galaxy far far away
Stranger: o
You: help me obi-wan kenobi you’re my only hope
Stranger: i cant understand
You: me neither
Stranger: then?
You: disconnect?
Stranger: i do not understand what you mean
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: http://www. edit – link to dodgy porn site
You: haha, that’s not how you spell “hi”
Stranger: oooh
Stranger: wrong button
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: how would you describe your motivation for coming on a site like this. do you find it fills a void in your life created by a lack of genuine human contact?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: very much so
You: well that’s good to know. and what sort of conversation do you normally try to or find yourself engaging in?
Stranger: something involving turtles.
Stranger: any sort of turtle is fine.
You: are we talking loggerhead or green?
Stranger: any kind!
You: if you had to specify a preference?
Stranger: florida box turtle.
You: unconventional. so do you normally post a link like at the start of this conversation to trick people into thinking you’re not on here to talk about turtles?
Stranger: yes.
You: cos you might give someone the wrong idea
Stranger: it seems to work.
You: i can imagine
Stranger: understandable
You: what would have been the ideal response?
You: (at the start)
Stranger: disconnect.
Stranger: either that or “Oh, that video is me! let’s meet!”
You: haha, yeah i’ll bet
Stranger: but mostly disconnect.
You: so you want to advertise the site, rather than actually end up talking to someone?
You: am i interrupting your working day?
Stranger: sure.
Stranger: oh, this is my hobby.
You: oh i see. but i’m guessing it’s the morning where you are, or around midday, so how much of the day do you spend doing this and shouldn’t you be working instead?
Stranger: I don’t believe in working.
Stranger: It’s 17:49 here right now.
You: that’s the spirit
Stranger: been doing this since I woke up
Stranger: I was considering combining it with taning my awesome bulging muscled body
You: there’s an idea
Stranger: but since I don’t have a laptop it would be a lot of work
You: getting the bulging muscled body in the first place, or moving the computer outside?
You: so are you in europe somewhere
Stranger: oh, I already have the body
You: i’m sure
Stranger: moving the stationary computer
Stranger: my life these days is mostly about eating, working out and being on omegle
Stranger: still, i don’t seem to get any ****
Stranger: can you imagine?
You: i’m not surprised
Stranger: really?
Stranger: what am I doing wrong?
Stranger: I look awesome and I’m socializing
You: i can’t argue with that.
Stranger: so where’s the damn ****?
Stranger: maybe I’m just unlucky
You: could be
Stranger: let’s go with that
You: deal
Stranger: and why are you here?
You: i’m here because i’m supposed to be working and one of my friends emailed a link to a site where you get linked to a chat with a random stranger and they were amused by the fact that, as expected, it revolves around men pretending to have tanned muscled bodies trying to talk ditry to people pretending to be lithe young girls/boys.
Stranger: I’m not actually tan yet.
Stranger: that’s why I needed to move the computer
You: good point
Stranger: where do you work?
You: london
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I heard London smells
You: it’s pretty nice actually
You: where are you?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: Norway
You: you speak good english
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: I learned it from being here.
Stranger: In between my sessions of working out and eating
You: of course
You: although this has been unexpectedly illuminating, i’m going to have to go. best of luck with the never-ending quest for ****.
Stranger: thanks!
Stranger: you too
You: 🙂

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: ADSL – 8Meg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RudeBoy?
Stranger: no
Stranger: :DX
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17/f/Josef Fritzl’s basement
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

MY CONNECTION IMPLODED!!

Stranger: hey there
You: you say potato?
Stranger: i say…..cyber?
Stranger: 17 f austraia you?
Stranger: australia*
You: you say tomato?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i say cyber
Stranger: 😛
Stranger: iv got cam:)
Stranger: m/f?
You: F
Stranger: 😀 even better
Stranger: sorry if u dont swing tht way
You: I swing all ways
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: do you have a cam too?
You: nope, just website with pics
Stranger: thats no fun 🙁
Stranger: ahh well
Stranger: sweety7418@hotmail.com
Stranger: add me some time
You: do you Singletrack?
Connection imploded.

You: ??
Stranger: hi
You: ¿oo? u??l???sn? no? ???
Stranger: indian u idiot
You: ??o? o? ?u?o? s? s??? ?u??? ?,uop ?
Stranger: yes get lost
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heeloo
You: It’s hello
Stranger: err okay
You: better 🙂
Stranger: yeah. much better
You: much, much better. Are you enjoying this sunny day?
Stranger: nah. its shit
Stranger: i hate the summer
You: I quite like it, I get a nice tan and a swim in the sea.
Stranger: oh how glorious
You: It is rather nice, especially with a glass of pimms
Stranger: pimms is shit
You: Pimms is lovely, but only with the correct fruit
Stranger: are you like posh or somthing?
Stranger: cause your like propppa well spoken
You: I’m not, but I do like fruit in my pimms
You: Are you posh?
Stranger: naahh mate
You: I think you are really
Stranger: i think you are.
Stranger: i dont chat all ‘stick up my arse like’ like you 😀
You: I no longer have that stick up my arse.
Stranger: oh really. why not?
You: It got a bit uncomftable after a few days.
Stranger: ohh. how sad
You: It was a sad day
Stranger: your really drry man
You: why thank you, surly that is better than being wet?

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: No, cable
Your conversational partner has disconnected.