Dunno, I'm trying my best with the current missus…………
flowers – occasionlay
Chocolates – Regulalrly
Wine – lots
Home cooked food – every night
Meals out – to nice places (and I invariably pay)
Day's out – we went for a spontaneous day out in Lymington last weekend, does that count?
however;
Within 30 minutes she'd recycled the flowers to her sister.
The only chcoclates she's ever given me was a box she won in a raffle but doesn't like.
I only buy the wine because the stuff she buys is vinnegar.
Home cooked food obviously doesnt have enough MSG in it for her tastes.
She took me on a date to wetherspoons.
Her idea of a romantic weekend away is a Sun £9.50 holiday.
I'm trying my best to convince her that Paris (or anywhere else on the planet) would be a nicer place to spend my days off than sharing the air with council estate scum in March in a seaside resort that probably shut up shop at that time of year anyway.
And to top it all she's hot'n'cold more often than my radiator!
Romance? What's the f****** point?