I got sent this link by a mate today and i nearly spat my coffee allover the computer when i first read the title!............
some people are so dense!!
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This made me chuckle!!!!
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Good post...wife and I were loving the replies
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Don't worry........two burly gentlemen with a large laundry basket and a bottle of chloroform have been dispatched to the location......
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My school biology teacher told us a story about a class from a previous year. He'd got to the end of the set of lessons about reproduction and asked whether there was anything that people hadn't quite understood or that he should elaborate on.
A guy puts his hand up and asks sheepishly "When a man and a woman have sex, how do they know?". At first he thought he meant how do they know if they are pregnant but as he started to answer. "No, I mean how do they know they've had sex". It turns out he'd understood the term "sleeping together" to mean both parties are fast asleep.
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OMG LOL!
Unless it was written by a little kid and not a preganant idiot I hope...
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was it this?
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awesome.
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The baby can get pregnant only if it's a female. If you suspect that your baby is pregnant, try not to have sex again. You run the risk of getting your baby's baby pregnant and that can lead to complications like an infinite loop.
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Another one I heard at anti-natal classes many years ago was
"If my wife is pregnant and we have sex, can the baby grab or bite me?"
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It will grow so big that your baby will blow up and you will end up raising your grandchild instead of your child. If you're not carefull, that baby will blow up too and then you will have to raise your great-grandchild. If in 9 months, that baby doesn't blow up, you are probably in the clear.
Scary.Posted 2 years ago # -
anti-natal
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only wicked-styx can get an in utero baby pregnant with a double flip skidz.
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LOL..
reminds me of a biology lesson we had once, where we ended up talking about circumcision and other such gore.
having spent half an hour talking about willies and lady parts, when the teacher suggested that female circumcision involved "sewing up the lips of the lady", Phil pipped up in the most Brummie accent you can imagine:
"but sir, how would they talk?"
this is A level biology btw, not primary school
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i gave a lecture on the effects of menstruation on endurance performance - half way through a guy stuck his hand up and asked if it only applied to women. as the words were coming out he was trying to shut up but didn't manage it...
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Retro83 has it. 4chan is involved. Look it up on wikipedia. But under NO CIRCUMSTANCES look 4chan up whilst at work!
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Nah, it was ebaumsworld
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f'in nuts!!! LMAO
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