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Many of my friends are in quiet despair. One girlfriend told me that she’d planned to spend only £50 on her 15-year-old daughter and yet the same daughter is now asking for an iPad, which can cost more than eight times that.

Only £50… 🙄

The mail does appear to have gone so far up its own arse since the recession that its actualy re-appeard the other end as a self parody.

They have 4 houses FFS!

wish I earned £500 a week!

That was hilarious.

Only £500 a week? You have to feel sorry for the poor dear – does anybody know where I can send a contribution so that she can still eat caviar on Xmas day?

only £500 a week? You poor thing, my heart bleeds. If that’s where the bar is set, I guess I could only dream of being middle class.

Only £500 a week? You have to feel sorry for the poor dear – does anybody know where I can send a contribution so that she can still eat caviar on Xmas day?

Sure, what’s your email I will send you her account details.

Can I interest you in some ‘mint sauce’ jewelry too?

One had to sell ones country manor 🙄 to an awful peasant who stared in adult movies :twisted:. Then ones cottage in wiltshire was sold to an ebay trader specialising in leotards 😮 .

Then as if the indignity of shopping amongst people who brush thier own hair wasn’t enough, one now has to carry the items one buys, with ones own hands 😡 .

However will I survive, times are so hard. The injustice of being treated like a commoner, it’s all these awful peasants fault, if only they would let us walk all over them, trample some heads, like the good old days.

How high and mighty one could feel again. Ah well it’s nice to dream.

Welcome to the ratrace, I hope you like crap, because on your new level of income coming from your old back ground, you are in for a crap storm.

Right, where’s the stupid names thread. It must have started going downhill when they called their daughter Deia.

That article is hilarious and depressing in equal measure. Someone should sort her out with a STW logon so she could be declared Queen of the Trolls. The fact that she seems to be ashamed of the depths to which she has plunged and the misery it will bestow on her offspring tells you something about the vacuous, materialistic world people with her kind of affluence inhabit.

I’ve got an idea that might make her some more money, she could sell the exact same article to the Register without a single change.

Take home message:
You don’t have to be poor to spend more than you’ve got…..

My heart remains very much unchanged.

DrP