Impulse control. To stop you giving them the clip round the ear they so richly deserve

+many for patience and batteries.

CaptainFlashheart – Member
Love.

You thought you had enough of it, but suddenly you realise you need more. More than is available. Anywhere.

Aah, CFH, you’ve just made me want to hug my girls when I get home and send you a virtual (manly)hug in case that’s a cry for help. 🙂

Discovery Shed for the 4am fishing programs. Trust me, when you’re on the red eye feed watching a group of blokes sat on a riverbank doing nothing is perfect.

You’ll also need the ability to describe what colour the number 4 smells like. Negotiating with toddlers is half art half science…

Pornhub, because when you’ve got two young kids you ain’t getting none. Sleep is what beds are for now.

Storage space.

Lots and lots of storage space

In the words of the great Bolton…..

Time, love and tenderness.

There’s one thing you need less of, in fact you need none at all – bike cleaning fluid. Baby wipes are awesomely cheap and very effective bike cleaners

Cost saving totally nullified by pretty much everything else, but anyway…