So, the girlfriend has been working away mid week in London for the last 8 months. She's due to start working from home again from the 30th.
Any essential (pretend) batchelor activities I need to get in. My imagination is proving rather poor.
So far I have
Food binging. (Deep fried pizza inbound)
Excessive alcohol consumption (within reason, I'm a lightweight)
Weeing in the garden
And yes I know, this doesn't paint me in a good light but hey ho.
Not acceptable activities are those that involve genuine relationship betrayals. Eg hookers.