sitting here watching telly with my gf, and she's just looked at a few of the threads and summarised STW as "a bit ranty"

😀

very observant that one

"What's that dear? Sorry I can't hear you… Oh, you don't exist? Oh…"

🙁

"Are you nerding again"

"some day I'm going to figure out how to block that f***ing forum from the computer"

"remember when we used to talk, and laugh…. hello?!"

"does your wife look at this forum too?"

"I'm going to leave all your wine out for the dustmen!"

'all he does is sit on that ***** computer talking to his 'mates' and sniggering'

Ahhhhhhh! May she never know…..

"Why do you prefer talking to your cyberfriends instead of talking to me?"

GF – "Are you looking at bikes again?"

Me – "Yep"

The hours just fly by in our house.

😀

"You want another beer?"

Dont see the problem myself!

"to be honest I'd rather catch you watching porn"

Ooh, it makes me so hot seeing you type – is it Simon or Ernie, they make me hot as well..
ARE YOU F***ING SERIOUS?

"When you finished posting on that thread let's look at some porn together"

Ok cya you guys tomorrow.

"bunch of nerds going on about stupid bikes – grow up"

"That ton must be a really sad tw4t"

"Are you talking to your gay friends again"

"Who's that samuri bloke? He sounds like a right cock!"

"Are they any women on this forum?"

My girlfriend had my flatmate put a firewall on the flat router to stop me looking at the site, had to bribe him with hefty quantities of beer to get it back.

Plus she actually looked up one of my threads once, the ONLY one where i'd ever complained of having "g/f duties" get in the way of riding. Think i'd have been in less trouble if it has just been porn.

She basically thinks it's all a bit sad.

An in some respects she is right.

Get off, it's my turn

Things GFs say about STW

"That TJ is a right W*nker" 😉

My wife calls it Singlechapworld

My wife calls it Singlechapworld

so does mine!

hang on a moment…..

"If you spent half as much time out actually riding your bike as you do on that bloody forum you'd be giving Absolom a run for his money!!"

(Yes it is cool that my wife knows who Julien Absolom is!)

My wife calls it Singlechapworld

My gf calls it Singlemind 😆

Yes it is cool that my wife knows who Julien Absolom is

Who's that then?

She basically thinks it's all a bit sad.

An in some respects she is right.

This.

"God, you're sad!"

So.. Hora? Is he actually real then? I thought he was just your imaginary friend

Turn the PC off and come to bed for some loving.

Run, skip and Dives in…

When we have something that needs an answer she often suggests asking STW.