I left out:
The current use of some late '90s "trade connections" which are now estranged.
Screaming around in a Mk 1 Escort rs 1600, whilst sporting a 'tache, mirrored aviator sunglasses, and real leather jacket with real fur collar, with Sabbath on the cassette player.
26 wheels - all at the same time, on one bike. Has anyone had that one yet in this thread?