We should implement a proper British activity for the olympics…drinking.

– Quickest to down a pint.
– Last man standing.
– Trying to string a sentance together when chatting someone up (that would have to be judged unfortuntely)
– Full contact fighting in shoes and a shirt – added points for inventive swearing.
– 100 metre stagger – the course can be littered with traffic cones and competitors get extra points for the most cones collected.

Bouncers could even get involved…

– Quickest to escort someone from the premises (pairs and solo) – this could be like dog trials where they have to go round and over different obstacles…like a group of people dancing, or avoiding the patch of sick etc.

What are the Olympic Games then?

Hmmmmm. Ok. Good point Sir.

In that case, I shall be arguing for all the proper sports to be taken out of the Olympics, and replaced with hobbies like pole dancing, horsey riding, ball kicking, falling into a swimming pool, etc

“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.”

Ernest Hemingway

Golf?

Golf. Pffft. They can’t even be ar$ed to carry their own stuff. What’s all that about?! Lazy beggars.

I don’t enlist a servant to pedal my bike. I ride it myself.

Plus golfists can take pretty much as many goes as they need to get the ball in.

McHamish – Member

We should implement a proper British activity for the olympics…drinking.

– Quickest to down a pint.

I used to be very good at this – 2.5 seconds was my pb 🙂
I’m out of training now though, but still looking for a sponsor.