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  • These aren't ordinary pants…..
  • allthepies
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    They’ve got a frickin’ lunchbox built in for the “smaller” gentleman 😆

    http://www.marksandspencer.com/Bodymax-Underwear-Mens/b/366093031

    SprocketJockey
    Free Member

    That’s hilarious.

    I don’t see the benefit of the “frontal enhancement” though. If it gets to the point when that particular “feature” becomes evident then disappointment is surely bound to follow shortly afterwards.

    BigButSlimmerBloke
    Free Member

    BODYMAX frontal enhancement pant

    Maximise your look with our shapeware range for men. Specifically designed to visibly enhance your shape.

    PMSL

    BigButSlimmerBloke
    Free Member

    SprocketJockey
    Free Member

    Oooooh Bodymax, shaped for confidence, shaped for yoooouuuu….

    SprocketJockey
    Free Member

    OK, any ideas for clothing to enhance your riding ability…?

    I’ll go first… what about freeride nappies?

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    Has their site been hacked?

    gravitysucks
    Free Member

    LMAO someone sent me the link, apparantly going to be aroung £16 – £18 a pair.

    How’s much does a pair of rolled up socks cost ffs.

    Oh yeh and confidence enhancing? Tell that to lil nob when he’s being served by some attractive student paying for them!

    Cougar
    Full Member

    Holy hell in a handbasket! Wonderbra for men. Wonderpants? Good gravy.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    Might I take the opportunity to complain about M&S pants I bought recently – with pretty much the opposite problem. It’s like they were designed for an Action Man

    Yes, of course, it’s true that I am part dray-horse but even so the lack of material “up front” is very odd – leaves the elasticy leg bits hanging in mid-air and lets the boys out of the barracks while sitting down sometimes. Actually at least a bit uncomfy and I wouldn’t dare wear ’em with shorts

    <inserts Image of Alan Partridge>

    oddjob
    Free Member

    Surely that is a joke…

    Jamie
    Free Member

    I am predicting a rise in false advertising complaints.

    kaesae
    Free Member

    Not for me I’ll stick to my penis enlarger!

    DezB
    Free Member

    Brilliant!

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Jeeze.

    It’s all about lies, our society today, isn’t it?

    chakaping
    Free Member

    Wouldn’t want to put those on back to front, eh?

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    What, in case you were ‘Turtle-Heading’? 😯

    DezB
    Free Member

    our society today

    Today? I heard about (and no doubt used) the ‘rolled up sock’ technique in the 70s 🙂

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    DezB you are a charlatan and a fraud and I shall tell your wife.

    kaesae
    Free Member

    £1.39 and they even take care of dribles, sorted!
    http://www.boots.com/en/Bodyform-10-Goodnight-Ultra-Towels_675/

    mrchrispy
    Full Member

    FACT – its impossible for if my arse looked any better.

    the tiny todger on the other hand…..

    JulianA
    Free Member

    scaredypants – Member
    Might I take the opportunity to complain about M&S pants I bought recently – with pretty much the opposite problem. It’s like they were designed for an Action Man

    Too small for me also.

    I CAN recommend something for ‘the larger man’!

    epicyclo
    Full Member

    The M&S pants were designed so ordinary men could look like single speeders 🙂

    mrsgrips
    Free Member

    <<giggle>>

    16stonepig
    Free Member

    That sort of thing isn’t my bag, baby.

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