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  • There was a theft from my front garden.
  • Hairychested
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    Police in Kent have warned people not to abuse the 999 system — after a woman called the emergency number to report her snowman had been nicked.

    The caller said she had just looked outside her house and noticed that the snowman had gone.

    When asked if it was an ornamental snowman she said: “No a snowman made of snow, I made him myself,” adding that she’d used money for the eyes.

    Then she utted the classic line, “It ain’t a nice road but you don’t expect anybody to nick your snowman.”

    Officers who branded the call “completely irresponsible” say the woman was told not to misuse the 999 service… and that her snowman may have flown away.
    Chief Inspector Black said: ‘We do have powers to prosecute people for misusing the 999 system.

    “But in this case the woman genuinely thought this was a theft that she should report it because she’d used pound coins for the eyes and teaspoons for the arms.’

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    Kent Police
    Jesus wept!

    racefaceec90
    Full Member

    was aled jones singing at any point 😀

    CountZero
    Full Member

    They’d probably mugged the snowman then given him a good kicking. Somebody knicked the birdbath from our front garden, but I didn’t report it to the police. Stupid bint…

    Edric64
    Free Member

    Hang her!

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    I find myself thinking “how the **** do you nick a snowman ?”

    😕 It must have been a specialist gang…………stolen to order I dare say.

    I have to say that I disagree and reckon the old bill ought to take highly organised crime a lot more seriously.

    uphillcursing
    Free Member

    Proceeds from this crime will be added to someone’s slush fund pretty soon.

    uphillcursing
    Free Member

    rolled the poor sod for a couple of quid.

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