So,
ordered some stuff from China using ‘express’ EMS shipping on 15th Aug, issued with a EMS tracking number the day after which always came back as no info found.
A few emails to them and a couple back, still nothing so after 42 days I thought it wise to raise a Paypal dispute before my time limit ran out, anyway the seller just emailed me back……

Hi: Sorry, to bring you the trouble.We have a problem at work.Lost your parcel.I have for you to re-send the product.You will soon receive the product.The tracking number is EE*********CN [same as it was before]
If you buy again I will give you a turban as compensation.thank you

A turban??? – 😆 I hope it has a big jewel on the front of it or it’s going back

Make sure it’s a big one;

you want to cause turban envy wherever you go.