Seems it is now de rigeuer for male athletes to go for the complete body shave before they squeeze themselves into tight lycra and take the world stage. Not sure I approve. Something wrong about that…..

Is that why you are late every Sunday morning?

Real man

talking of narcasitic metro-boys, hello MM

because you are both Hairy and Scottish does not make you McBond

why's Bond's bird got four nipples?

….becasue she's double aroused by the hirsutness of JB…..

Oh, Mr Bond…

But how do you know?
Have you been watching them when they are out of their lycra? Which ones in particular?

I like to not body shave at all and wait to see the hair grow through my lycra as i move in it, i hope i am not alone in this pleasure.

Hair + lycra = not a good look

Panty spiders.