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The "let's show solidarity with derek_starship post your injuries here" thread
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(a) jaysus! There's someone older than me on here!
(b) There's a tree growing out of your head mate!
Obviously I point blank refuse to post pics of myself on here as fugliness is more infectious than an NHS hospital and with the scars I have I would probably be removed by social services as a 'self harmer'.......
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What happens if you use your chin as a ground anchor no.II
Chin hanging off before:

...and the hideous deformity after:

Pah! 'Tis but a fleshwound!Posted 2 years ago # -


I wasn't even going that fast either!
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Showing the kids how its done at Dixons Hollow, Dalby. 2 broken ribs to acompany it, still got the hematoma 5 weeks in!
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Bruising from dislocated elbow after 10 days when the cast came off.

X-ray
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samuri whats the deal with the shoes at the track? Buy one get 5 pairs free.
barnsleymitch if theres no blood then theres no sympathy and sweet tea thats was I was told when I was growing up! It was tough growing up in Bradford
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Samurai you are Ben Elton and i claim my £10.
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morning after facebutting a set of stairs and breaking my nose, looking good.
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wow, this thread is awesome.
makes me realise how lucky i've been so far. i've not had any proper blood inducing accidents or hospital visits.
all i can offer is my crash which convinced me to buy some knee pads. my knee met with a tree stump.
couldn't walk properly for a week or more as my knee was so swollen.Posted 2 years ago # -
Alpin, it wasn't awesome seeing my arm bent at the elbow 60 degrees the wrong way!
The morphine was pretty good though.
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tooth and knee injuries are toe curling...
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Tracey
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Tracey - is that Darfield?
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these were used to re-attach my leg after a broken hip.
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what was the 5p for?
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scale?
slightly mashed end on one of them was due to 'having to use mole grips to get it undone' during the follow up op to take them out.
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What so they used the 5p as a sort or weight/balance?
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yes, they put it in the other leg to even the weight up.
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so you profited from the NHS?
that's even worse than MP's expenses....
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Well, I had them taken out privately as a penance.
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Before surgery:

And after

Need to find the x-ray of it when it was broken. The bones on the hand end of my arm were on top of the bones on the elbow end. Hurt a lot, but morphine soon took care of that...
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this thread does indeed rock!
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This is my crappy addition, came off at mabie 4x track. chipped carpel bone in my hand and pulled tendons ect.

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