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98 posts & 56 voices | Started 2 years ago by Pook | Latest reply from bigdavevw

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Pook - Member

I'm going bald look....

and I've got a big nose.

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

I have an unfeasibly small cock...

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr Woppit - Member

I have a warped and unpleasant personality.

But at least I'm not fat...

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

I've thought about it, and would now like to withdraw my small cock.

Posted 2 years ago #
midgebait - Member

... from what!

Posted 2 years ago #
GrahamS - Member

I'm a chubber, but I've never seriously injured my belly, so here's a picture of a nice bruise on my hairy arse instead:

Posted 2 years ago #
simonfbarnes - Member

I'm lazy, arrogant and argumentative

Posted 2 years ago #
grynch - Member

I've had a few knocks.. broken leg from a roadie mis hap, nasty scar on the other leg from a mis judged jump and ended up in the mother of all mud puddles, but now...

oh my eyes..

thanks graham

Posted 2 years ago #
twohats - Member

Spot the gash!

And cleaned up, nasty sliding along on glass.

Posted 2 years ago #
tree-magnet - Member

Most of my injuries tend to be broken bones tbh.

Oh, and I'm fat too.

I'm on the left, btw.

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr Woppit - Member

Is this helping, at all? Derek?

Posted 2 years ago #
Olly - Member

do i win the prize?
x

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

I think you'll find that on the Mitchell scale (pat pend) that that's a poorly, rather than a hurty, so no, sorry you dont.

Posted 2 years ago #
Forking Our Souls - Blocked

Not only am I rakishly handsome with an enviable physique, but I rarely fall off. And if I do, I do it with such style and panache that I don't tend to injure myself.

Posted 2 years ago #
simonfbarnes - Member

but I rarely fall off. And if I do, I do it with such style and panache that I don't tend to injure myself.

translation: he does not ride, only polishes

Posted 2 years ago #
Junkyard - Member

Posted 2 years ago #
GrahamS - Member

Yikes! That was close!

Posted 2 years ago #
john duke - Member

Only have 'after' pictures on my computer, will try and get the before stitches look off my phone later:

Mashing up hill on my singlespeed the crank snapped in half and my leg landed on the severed edge. 8 stitches I think.

Posted 2 years ago #
Forking Our Souls - Blocked

translation: he does not ride, only polishes

You've seen me riding.

Posted 2 years ago #
damion - Member

Excellent, I love the gruesome ones, makes me feel more normal. This was me five years ago.....

Posted 2 years ago #
barnsleymitch - Member

This is where I get the chance to try and play RTA top trumps. Got knocked off my (motor)bike in 1999, broke three ribs, broke my pelvis in five places, and had a heart attack at the scene of the accident. I was conscious throughout, and was convinced I'd pissed myself, until I looked more closely and realised It was blood, and I'd ripped my ball bag open on the top yoke. Now that, I beieve, is what's known as a hurty. No pictures I'm afraid, but perhaps that's for the best.

Posted 2 years ago #
littlegirlbunny - Member

I have a video of mine

Posted 2 years ago #
damion - Member

I have a video of mine

That is excellent. I wish I had video

Posted 2 years ago #
DezB - Member

I'm bald and short

Posted 2 years ago #
DezB - Member

Littlegirlbunny's video made my arms go all funny

Posted 2 years ago #
dmiller - Member

check my sexy knee!

Posted 2 years ago #
simonfbarnes - Member

I have a video of mine

you sick person

Posted 2 years ago #
sam_underhill - Member

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

Posted 2 years ago #
TN - Member

I had a 'handlebar to the chest' incident this summer and I had purple and yellow boobs for a while. (not to mention shitloads of pain)
No photos, though. Well, there are but you lot are not seeing them!

Posted 2 years ago #
littlegirlbunny - Member

sam_underhill - Member

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

that's amazing!

*is amazed*

Posted 2 years ago #
dmiller - Member

sam_underhill - Member

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

Wow! Totally wow!

Posted 2 years ago #
DezB - Member

I had something similar done to my shoulder a few years ago. I still remember the pain when I came out of the anaesthetic.
Now I see why it hurt!

Posted 2 years ago #
Surfr - Member

That video is awesome, thanks for sharing

Posted 2 years ago #
montylikesbeer - Member

661 pads on order !

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr Agreeable - Member

Absolutely loving the videos. Had to stop watching LGB's after about 5 seconds, it was really putting me off my sarnies.

Here's my fairly minor arm injury, whih at the time this photo was taken was in the process of turning rather nasty. When I went back in to have the stitches out, I ended up being kept in hopital for a week while they pumped me full of antibiotics. Sadly the NHS couldn't stretch to a beardectomy too.

Posted 2 years ago #