I'm going bald look….

and I've got a big nose.

I have an unfeasibly small cock…

I have a warped and unpleasant personality.

But at least I'm not fat… 😉

I've thought about it, and would now like to withdraw my small cock.

… from what!

I'm a chubber, but I've never seriously injured my belly, so here's a picture of a nice bruise on my hairy arse instead:

I'm lazy, arrogant and argumentative

I've had a few knocks.. broken leg from a roadie mis hap, nasty scar on the other leg from a mis judged jump and ended up in the mother of all mud puddles, but now…

oh my eyes..

thanks graham

Spot the gash!

And cleaned up, nasty sliding along on glass.

Most of my injuries tend to be broken bones tbh.

Oh, and I'm fat too. 😎

I'm on the left, btw.

Is this helping, at all? Derek?

do i win the prize?
x

I think you'll find that on the Mitchell scale (pat pend) that that's a poorly, rather than a hurty, so no, sorry you dont.

Not only am I rakishly handsome with an enviable physique, but I rarely fall off. And if I do, I do it with such style and panache that I don't tend to injure myself.

but I rarely fall off. And if I do, I do it with such style and panache that I don't tend to injure myself.

translation: he does not ride, only polishes

Yikes! 😯 That was close!

Only have 'after' pictures on my computer, will try and get the before stitches look off my phone later:

Mashing up hill on my singlespeed the crank snapped in half and my leg landed on the severed edge. 8 stitches I think.

translation: he does not ride, only polishes

You've seen me riding.

Excellent, I love the gruesome ones, makes me feel more normal. This was me five years ago…..

This is where I get the chance to try and play RTA top trumps. Got knocked off my (motor)bike in 1999, broke three ribs, broke my pelvis in five places, and had a heart attack at the scene of the accident. I was conscious throughout, and was convinced I'd pissed myself, until I looked more closely and realised It was blood, and I'd ripped my ball bag open on the top yoke. Now that, I beieve, is what's known as a hurty. No pictures I'm afraid, but perhaps that's for the best.

I have a video of mine 🙂

I have a video of mine

That is excellent. I wish I had video

I'm bald and short

Littlegirlbunny's video made my arms go all funny 😯

check my sexy knee!

I have a video of mine

you sick person 🙁

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

I had a 'handlebar to the chest' incident this summer and I had purple and yellow boobs for a while. (not to mention shitloads of pain)
No photos, though. Well, there are but you lot are not seeing them! 😉

sam_underhill – Member

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

that's amazing!

*is amazed*

😯

sam_underhill – Member

I have a video of my shoulder being put back together.

Shoulder movie

Wow! Totally wow!

I had something similar done to my shoulder a few years ago. I still remember the pain when I came out of the anaesthetic.
Now I see why it hurt!

That video is awesome, thanks for sharing 🙂

661 pads on order !

Absolutely loving the videos. Had to stop watching LGB's after about 5 seconds, it was really putting me off my sarnies.

Here's my fairly minor arm injury, whih at the time this photo was taken was in the process of turning rather nasty. When I went back in to have the stitches out, I ended up being kept in hopital for a week while they pumped me full of antibiotics. Sadly the NHS couldn't stretch to a beardectomy too.

Did that on Saturday… I sh*t on your minor grazes!

Oh and I'm not fat, but give it a few weeks.

Now that's a proper hurty.

Jonatahan – just as an aside, if you dont mind me saying, your knee looks a bit fat and ginger in that photo, and a bit right wing as well. Just thought I'd mention it, no offence meant and all that. Coat. Got.

Did they have to stitch it?

You're bang on! God I hate that knee – that's why I did that to it.