Apparently, this is the last time I’m allowed to do this to the dining room. There is a perfectly good “bike room-cupboard-and shed” for these activities.

How am I supposed to know what bits I have unless I pile them on the floor and sort them out once every quarter?

Seriously though, how many “last times” are there? this is like, the eighth.

That isn’t a lot of bike bits. There is no problem there.

Not my first choice of wallpaper but as long as you are happy 😆

tiny white and red bikes or absolutely massive black one?

ww, thats a cow. Only closer.

Mad perspective.

Norco trials Ryan Leech bike, original Inbred 26-bars facing wrong way there- and Mrs. C’s Kona.

All those boxes are bits. And there’s a cupboard of frames, wheels and bars. And 2 Hi Ten BMX’s in the garden.

ww, thats a cow. Only closer.

Sorry, you’ve lost me there.

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Stuey, I didn’t check but thought my reply was the next line after the cow one in that sketch 🙂

I don’t fancy your chances of finding any small dropped bits on that rug!

Still, oil spills won’t be noticed though.

Eeeww there is an ironing board up against the wall.

i like the matching wallpaper and iron board cover. Nice touch.

Maybe if you’d cleaned them first?

there is an ironing board up against the wall.

What’s that all about? You could be using it as a work bench.

How the other half live eh. Luxury!

Good use of carpet to stop oil/dirt getting on easily cleaned floor. I like your care free style, 8) deal with it.

Only missing a sofa, TV and fridge an me you have an idea space 😆

That rug could be worth a bit on the antiques roadshow? :p

You’ve fitted your stem and forks back to front
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Not enough suspension in there to be properly Enduro. -10 points.