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  • The inexorable rise of Triangle Man
  • CaptainFlashheart
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    You know the type…Always supping on a protein shake from a conspicuously “Look at me and my protein shake! I’m ripped! Grrrr!” bottle. Most keen on a tight t-shirt to make sure everyone has a ticket to the gun show.

    However, why, oh why do they all spend seemingly every waking hour on teh gunzzzz and teh abzzz and then, the moment summer comes around and the shorts are brought out, everyone can see that they have legs that look weedier than a strand of overcooked spaghetti?

    How much can you bench, braw?

    piedidiformaggio
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    Capt.Kronos
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    I think it must be catching… never used to see many of these folks back in the day, but now they are everywhere.

    Just hope I avoid catching it.

    jimmy
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    Not 6 minute abs, dude, 7 minute abs. 7 minute abs!

    crikey
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    The warmer weather does bring out the muscle bound, but I find an excellent way of deflating them is to suggest that they look divine as I ride past. It seems to cause consternation, which is nice.

    allthepies
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    Lots of orange people in the gym also.

    deadlydarcy
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    OP is obviously jealous of a mate with gunz.

    Don’t worry about it. Just put in a bit of effort.

    dirtyrider
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    im the other way round, cyclists bottom half and a drinkers top half

    warton
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    let them get on with it, no harm in it, better that then them being couch potatoes isn’t it

    MrNutt
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    triangle man hates particle man.

    deadlydarcy
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    OP would prefer the resurgence of B-man.

    CaptainFlashheart
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    😆 @ DD, as per!

    julianwilson
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    MrNutt – Member

    triangle man hates particle man.

    That’s what I though before opened the thread too 😀

    chewkw
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    From maggots news …

    [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/17/article-2343028-1A5D7B10000005DC-766_306x407.jpg[/img]

    tazzymtb
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    triangle man is the perfect bouldering shape…lats like a fruit bat, legs are just for balance dude. not all of them will twatty geordie shore types (just most of ’em) 😉

    deadlydarcy
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    @tazmus 😀

    d45yth
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    Lots of orange people in the gym also.

    I know…why do those on the jab-a-tan think it makes them look good???

    Anna-B
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    MrNutt – Member
    triangle man hates particle man.

    That’s what I though before opened the thread too

    And me 🙂

    Muscley men walking round? Not seeing too much of a problem here.

    althepal
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    oxym0r0n
    Full Member

    I am a triangle…

    dannybgoode
    Full Member

    Remember – Triangle man beat particle man and person man…

    Cheers

    Danny B

    ahwiles
    Free Member

    nobody knows…

    lister
    Full Member

    They have a fight
    Triangle wins
    Triangle man.

    We’re in a road movie to Berlin…great song!

    samuri
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    I like the X-men picture.

    Obviously I’m dead muscly all over.

    hmanchester
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    Full body strong and lean > triangle man > weak all over > fat

    If symmetry of muscles is your worst problem then it could be worse.

    OP is right though. Loads more about, but they balance out the large amounts of obese individuals…

    doh
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    I know a guy like that and he kicked off when we started calling him “joe” as in joe Swanson from family guy

    brakes
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    Full body strong and lean > triangle man > weak all over > fat

    what is this?
    what about full body strong and with a bit of lard to keep you warm in winter? where is that in the continuum? or is it just a continuum of vanity?

    Agree that out of proportion legs do look a bit silly. Still, better than being a fatty though.

    Apart from the jebends wearing silly caps, designer gear and massive white headphones in the gym, I always scratch my head at the fatties who turn up and just lift weights – a lad I know included. Maybe half an hour of cardio first might have a little more effect on how you actually look and feel?

    seavers
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    Personally I like the guys in the gym who have a massive gut but do nothing but weights….then walk around the place like they do nothing but weights. 30 seconds cardio would induce a stroke..I live in hope.

    tazzymtb
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    30 seconds cardio would induce a stroke..I live in hope.

    why?

    just let them do their thing..it doesn’t harm you?

    buzz-lightyear
    Free Member

    That was a great album. Women and men is my favourite.

    d45yth
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    I always scratch my head at the fatties who turn up and just lift weights

    Often the folk who have been going for years and have never changed their routine, as opposed to folk new to it and trying to lose weight.

    tazzymtb
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    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0dmBwX2hYE[/video]

    damn those fatties that just lift weight

    mikewsmith
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    I reckon it’s because the mirrors in the gym don’t go low enough to see

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