As in the title. I stropped off a week ago (been on nights, stressed out about work, above all acted like a bit of a nobber), and was just wondering how soon a flouncee could reappear with the minimum amount of embarrassment? Oh … 😳

Is this related to the Surf-mat ‘flouncing’ incident??

Welcome back, I’ve knitted you a flouncing suit:

Sad to say, I’m afraid my flounce was all of my own doing. Cheers phil, that suit’s bloody lovely, I’m sure I’ve got a matinee coat and some scratch mitts that would go with it perfectly.

Welcome back mitch. 🙂

We all have our moments – after all this is not PerfectTrackWorld. 😉

i wear one to work every single day, its better than them merino baselayers!

Come in laughing, and laugh with anyone who takes the piss out of you. Don’t do a serious apology, it will give them more to laugh about.

Welcome back!

AdamW – member
Look chaps, speaking as a gay man please note that ‘flounce’ and ‘mince’ are quite related but do have some differences. I feel, as a matter of public information that people should know the difference.

A mince is small steps, elbows to body with hands at about 25 degrees out from the front and about 80 degrees up, fingers out as if holding a handkerchief, eyes up towards the right.

A flounce, on the other hand is similar, small steps but much more side-to-side arm action. Eyes straight ahead.

At least that is what I was told when I joined. Dunno if it has changed since.

Welcome back Mitch!

Just waiting on Torminalis now!

Well it takes some cojones to admit you were wrong. Welcome back, Brother Barnsley! 😀

FWIW; I think you raised some good points actually. I think it’s important for people to always examine their own behaviour, and try to empathise with others, then we can all get along better.

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sorry for calling you a big soft shyte……….i did not really mean it………. 😉

Dont forget ton, I know where you live 😉 I will become the leatherer, and you, my fine young ex rugby playing feller, will become the leatheree!

😆

Pah! Ton’s all mouth. Gives it all thayt on here, but in reality he’s as soft as a baby who’s not yet on solids’ poo.

And smellier. 😀

I thought that in reality, ton was quite hard and prone to doling out punishment of the more direct type when needed. Only going by how he’s reacted before. I wouldn’t mess with him anyway. Go careful.

Welcome back Mitch. 🙂

I wouldn’t mess with him anyway.

Yeah, but then you are a bit of a ponse Mr Darcy* 😉

*I am off to the pub now, but will check out your witty retort when I get back 8)

I make ton look like a sickly Kenneth Williams ! 😉

😆

I make Barnsleymitch look like a very poorly Charles Hawtrey.

We’re most of us ponces beside ton.

Why I oughta ! Has nobody else seen that video of him and his mates wrestling in their underpanties ?

if it aint knitted, i aint interested

Can we got some t-shirts done then phil ? – ‘If it’s not knit it’s s***’

I knew you’d be back.

And a happy new year to you too woppit. I imagine your post being read by Eeyore. 😉

just when i got out of my “that’d go well on a t-shirt” stage you come flouncing back in with a slogan suggestion! 😯

swear filter avoidance… get editing or the mods will give you a smacked botty!

i could fancy a nice big pair of knitted wrestling underpants…

Mummy I’m frightened! 😥

(Runs off crying)

Oooooh comfy!
It matters when you’ve got oldmans balls 😯 I can’t sit on a slatted bench nowadays
You’ll look a bonny lad in them ton……..

Bring it on ton. 😉

I imagine your post being read by Eeyore

Whatever that means… 😕

Hi BM – hope you had a good xmas and at least you had the bottle to come back under your ‘own name’, unlike some others 😉

Cheers for that woody. No point coming back on under a different username, just had to swallow my pride, and I missed the forum too much to stay away any longer. I love you all, and would like to take this opportunity to declare a state of sexytime! Thankyou please.

Know anything about BMWs? I hear that they are utter bobbins and driven by men with tiny wotsits.

Now now…

shhhh… Its a cunning plan to smoke him out. 😉

do come back if you want to.

If you’re going to flounce off, do it in style and have a laugh with it.

As mleh did a couple years ago.

I generally got fed up with the internet and decided to do away with it for a few weeks or more.

A mate on there started a rumour that i’d been arrested for beating someone up and leaving them for dead in a gutter.

Most if not all fell for it, leading to me getting many mails and txts of concern.

After 2 weeks i popped up to say i’d been released on bail, but needed to attend court, etc for the pending procedures. Then disappeared again for a good while.

The same mate then said my father was a judge and that he was doing what was necessary to twist the case in my favour…

Once again, it caused mayhem, discussions related to corruption and how i appeared to be someone not likely to cause harm to another..

About a month this went on iirc..

Finally the truth was revealed an we had a good laugh about it.

Well at least me and stumo did. 🙂

If you’re going to flounce, do it well.