..but there’s an online sub editor somewhere with a sense of humour

🙂

* hint check out the VALID url!

Ouch!

Thanks for the inspiration 🙂

‘cum-gulleted cockweasel’ has more than 4 letters though

Someone buy that man a pint!

Many a true word

Comic it may be, but the Matt cartoons are fantastic!

and another one. Im trying to work out who and how theyre doing it…

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/janetdaley/4958718/Gordon-Brown-Is-Delusional-And-In-The-Closet.html

Oh my, that’s glorious!

Matt is indeed great, as is Alex (Always on the money for what’s happening in the City)

Looks like it’s someone with wit and intelligence that’s doing it. In which case, The W4nkograph must have hired one or two people in from the Guardian for the day.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/janetdaley/4958718/Gordon-Brown-demands-rimjobs-from-the-Cabinet-to-demonstrate-loyalty.html

🙂

No, dd, I don’t think so – they appear to be capable of spelling.

😆 – thanks for that, Stoner!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/4962546/Former-Australian-PM-John-Howard-says-Gordon-Browns-is-a-complete-idiot.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/4961828/Jacqui-Smith-doesnt-have-a-clue-either.html

aracer – Member
No, dd, I don’t think so – they appear to be capable of spelling.

LLO! RFLOMA! etc. etc. etc. 😉

I’m bored of everyone blaming Gordon Brown (Oh right, so he alone is responsible for the Global Financial Crisis, not the greedy banks or idiot people spending more than they could afford).

So, I’m going to blame someone else.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you…

..’Oward from the ‘Alifax!

‘Who gives you Xtra?’

Not you, any more, ‘Oward; Thank God.

Why did Halifax collapse? Because of ‘Oward, that’s why.

I refused to bank with them, purely because of that man.

I tried to tell them, but would they listen?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/manutd/4954063/Cristiano-Ronaldo-is-a-pansy.html

aha – I now see its a case of 12345/write-what-you-want-here.html

Thats going to be fun from now on…write your own news headlines! 🙂

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/4958386/phwoaaaaar-ladies-in-their-skimpies-right-here.html

It’s estimated that up to half of all women in the UK are wearing the wrong bra

That’s terrible! Surely, someone must do something, to help these poor ladies!

(Scampers off, to plan new career…)

Oi Stoner, edit your post and get rid of the spoiler while you’ve got the chance!

RB – http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/bra-research-must-go-on%2c-vows-scientist-20071210588/

LOL!

Unlike rival researchers who use sophisticated laser measuring techniques to gauge levels of bounce Dr Logan personally observes his volunteers using his bras as they jog before him on a treadmill.

I know, I know. It’s sexist and demeaning to women. 🙁

Bad RudeBoy.

Ear, Flashy, you know the scenario:

You’re sitting there, with a lovely young lady, enjoying a coffee, or whatever. Another healthy young lady walks by. You try not to let your companion notice, that this other lady has caught your eye, but you can’t help but admire Nature’s Work.

When all of a sudden, your companion says ‘D’you think that girl has nice breasts?’

You are doomed, for there can be no correct answer…

Hmm. I fear we may inadvertently strayed somewhat off topic….

Ear, Flashy, you know the scenario:

You’re sitting there, with a lovely young lady, enjoying a coffee, or whatever. Another healthy young lady walks by. You try not to let your companion notice, that this other lady has caught your eye, but you can’t help but admire Nature’s Work.

When all of a sudden, your companion says ‘D’you think that girl has nice breasts?’

You are doomed, for there can be no correct answer…

Hmm. I fear we may inadvertently strayed somewhat off topic….

Either way, my dear chap, you are doomed to fail! There is no right answer. I’ve found that a brazen and honest approach is best. At least that way you still get to show your appreciation for a good pair!

Surely the answer is “of course, all breasts are nice!” argument won. Possibly? 😀

“They’re very nice, but yours are much better.”

it may be because of http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/09/telegraph_hack_attack/

Don’t think that’s anything to do with it – it’s the way the site/db is designed.

Surely the answer is “of course, all breasts are nice!” argument won. Possibly?

No, no; for you are therefore suggesting that your companion’s breasts are no better than anyone else’s.

“They’re very nice, but yours are much better.”

“Oh, right so you must have been having a right good ogle, to come to that conclusion!”

As the good Captain says; you are doomed to fail…