Was fitting bikes to the roof rack last night when I could hear some neighbours have an argument. Little old lady having receiving some stern words from her neighbour. I keep an ear out to make sure it doesn’t get out of hand.

Hop into the car to drive off and CRASH BANG!.

Rollocks, didn’t attach one of the bikes. Large dent in roof. Possible damaged tyre attachment on the rack. Thankfully bike OK.

Idiot here has spent more time eavesdropping and no time paying attention to what he was doing 😳

Just wanted to share.

Phil, 34 year old halfwit.

Plum.

Reversed my van into a hidden bit of rebar tuesday morning – smashed back window. I feel your pain.