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how many cats does it take to paint a wall?
...depends how hard you throw them
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Whos Santas favorite elf ?
Elfis
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a doctor eats an apple, thus creating a paradox
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I farted in a lift the other day. It was wrong on many levels.
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Q. what's got a 100 balls and f*cks rabits
A. a shotgunQ. What's invisible and smells of bananas?
A. monkey fartQ.How do you start a teddy bear race?
A. Marry one and have children.Posted 2 years ago # -
2 Parrots sit on a perch. One says to the other 'Can you smell fish'?
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according to research only one in seven dwarfs is happy
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Did you hear about the Dyslexic devil worshipper. He sold his soul to Santa.
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Did you hear about the man with a limp and a lisp?
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He walked round in Thircles!!!Posted 2 years ago # -
Agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? Used to lie awake at night, wondering if there was a dog.
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What's soft and slippery?
A slipper.My friend told me to buy Rage Against the Machine's "Killing In The Name" in protest against the X-Factor always getting the Christmas No. 1.
I said "**** you, I won't do what you tell me."
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
The librarian says; "**** off, you won't bring it back."
Remember – drinking alcohol can seriously harm your baby.
Especially if you’re in Portugal and can't be arsed to pay for a babysitter.
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Dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?
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Knock knock
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Dyslexic alcoholic, choked on his own vimto.
Did you hear about the claivoyant dwarf that recently escaped from prison? Local press are reporting a small, medium at large.
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A seal, walks into a club
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What's brown & rhymes with Snoop?
...Dr Dre
A man walks into a bar...
...Clang
Why did the Pie cross the road?
..It was meat in potatoes
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hear the one about a red-indian chief who drank 50 gallons of tea?
He was found dead in the morning, drowned in his tee-peePosted 2 years ago # -
I love blind dates. You can stare at their t!ts all night!
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What Dickens character likes boobies?
David Coppafeel
Hahahah...haha..ha..h.... ..
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two fish in a tank. do you know how to drive this thing?
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what sort of bees can you get milk from?
Boo-bees
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Two peas in a pod, which one was married?
Neither, they are both bachelors!Posted 2 years ago # -
Why did the baker have smelly hands?
He kneaded a poo.
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I hate crushing pills up and putting them in my Gran's dinner. I feel sneaky, but if I ever got her pregnant, I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.
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Two Elephants walk off a cliff
...boom boom!
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How do you get two whales in a mini?
Across the Severn bridge!
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Man walks into a shop: I'd like to buy a wasp please.
Shop owner: I don't sell wasps.
Man: You've got one in the window.Posted 2 years ago # -
A trans-sexuals best christmas?
Eat, drink and be Mary.
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whats E.T short for?
its cause he had little legs....whats the difference between a fetish and a perversion?
with a fetish you use a feather, with a perversion you use the entire duck.Posted 2 years ago # -
Real Madrid 2, Surreal Madrid fish.
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Was in town today and someone pressed the Pelican button...
Oooh it made me cross.
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What does an Eskimo keep his home together with?
IglueDid you hear about the magic Tractor?
It turned into a field.What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts.What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in.The latest club craze is to fill a woman's vagina with vodka and then suck it out using a straw. Doctors are warning about the dangers of minge drinking
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Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because he had a canoe thrown at his headWhat has 2 legs and bleeds?
Half a catPosted 2 years ago #
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