LOL at nzcol

wallop, best advice I have ever heard.

“what does her mother look like?”

Do first check that her parents are not fruit loops.

Ah.

Apologies for my triple posting. 😳 Sound like a right miserable cow don’t I? 🙄

Actually I agree with Torminalis. Sensible advice.

to date i have yet to meet a woman who’s parents were NOT fruitloops….maybe thats how i will tell!!!

You fall in love big-time, get engaged then married, love turns into friendship and love, kids come along, friendship starts to dominate love, kids leave home, friendship remains but somehow the love has died.

Droid meets droid. Droid becomes chameleon. Droid loses chameleon, chameleon becomes blob, droid gets blob back again.

It’s a classic tale.

When I met Mrs Grips it was blatantly obvious that she was the one for me. So I’d be tempted to say that if you have to ask, then the answer’s no. But then, not everyone’s like me. I do play playstation and watch late night TV when Mrs Grips isn’t here, but I’m still miserable 🙂

In all honesty, I’d rather watch her play Playstation games than play on my own.

^ is that the size up from a wizards sleeve ?

I needed Urban dictionary for that one, very good.

It did have a large flap door too…

What’s the difference between true love and herpes?

Droid meets droid. Droid becomes chameleon. Droid loses chameleon, chameleon becomes blob, droid gets blob back again.

😆

just tap owt with a pulse.

Sometimes I don’t want to kill her…