bloke walks into a doctors very carefully
“what’s up with you then” asks the doctor
“I’m not sure how to explain, so I’ll just show you”. at this the man drops his pants and bends over to show a massive gaping bumhole.
“**** me” cries the doctor, “I’ve never seen anal damage like that, what the **** happened?”
“well I was on safari and needed a poo one night, so I left the camp to find a nice quiet bush to have a dump in. at this point a bull elephant ran up behind me and buggered the life out of me!!”
“hmmmmm that sounds plausible, but your bumhole looks far to stretched for the circumference of an elephants penis” says the Dr.
“yeh the F**ker fingered me first!”