Mine's on the way out. I dunno if I should go for a classic wood effect, plain white, plain white with a slat effect like one I have now (the paint is cracking and lifting) or a transparent perspex with spangly blue bits in it. My bathroom is small and not-very-good with an aqua blue-ish theme, if that helps. oh and I like shells.
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i would go for a wooden one (kinder on your a&^e/not as cold to touch
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Blue one with **** bits in it?
ps you can get a warning/ban for swearing on here just now. Or at least I do.
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d'ya reckon? doesn't the grain absorb bumcheek sweat?
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yeah baby.

help me stw you're my only hope.
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My bathroom is small and shit with an aqua blue-ish theme, if that helps.
Yes that helps enormously thanks. Since your bathroom is small and shit, I would go for a cheap crap toilet seat.
How does this 3 quid job from B&Q grab you ?
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but why can I not bling my toilet seat? every little helps?
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Well if you want to go against the shit theme and instead go for something bling, then fair enough - your choice/your arse.
I've always thought barbed wire toilet seats look well classy. Or the ones with razor blades.
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ohh yeah. that's a beaut. blue pebbles. it's not turqoiusy enough though. and the pebbles are too big and imposing. Ernie, do you think I'm completely without taste or something?
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I thought you could leave the seat down and try and match the pebbles? Some of them may prove a challenge...
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Ernie, do you think I'm completely without taste or something?
I never said that.
Here's something which will add a certain chic quality to your toilet seat, whilst also being extremely useful.

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do they do 'em in aqua? I stated in my original post my blue-ish aqua theme. Red and green is far from blue. You have strayed far from my original point. I don't think you're taking my toilet seat problem seriously. I'm off to bed. g'night.
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Soft close is the way to go whatever, not sure there's a huge choice of patterns though.
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You know the problem with this goddamn forum? People are obsessed with solving trivial crap, such as alcoholism, redundancy and murder, but the bigger problems such as toilet seat selection are regarded as 'too big to deal with'...
C'mon people; help a brother out here. We can do this if we all pull together.
I'm with you Kevevs. Let's find you a frickkin' seat...
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Go the whole hog nd fit a retro avacado suite
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+1 for soft close - so much better except when you go to someones house who haven't got one and you forget!
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LEDS
Raised and padded
Furry
or glow in the dark
surely one of those fits the bill?
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Whatever you get, make it heated:
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Soft close, so that your five year old can play "can I have my wee before the Seat closes" with hilarious results five minutes before you need to leave for work on a morning.
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This one's going begging on a trail near Machynlleth. Happy to give you the GR, would match nicely with a '70's avacado suite
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It'll make you go faster and more comfortably.
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ernie_lynch - Member
I've always thought barbed wire toilet seats look well classy.
I always meant to buy one for a friend, who toilet seat was a tad worn (the hinges not the seat), but I never got round to it and he moved to another place...
anyway what ever you get, get a soft close version, daft option but worth it IMO.
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Yep +1 for soft closing prevent accidentally waking up the house with dropped loo seat at 2:37am.
Couldn't go back now, its revolutionised my shitting. A real "Game changer"!
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@ this thread. I personally would like a musical one ...Just kidding!
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Nope - needs to be heated AND musical.
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Toilet humour is my kind of humour
Is there a bog seat with toilet jokes written all over it? Saves having some books in there to keep you amused on the Thunderdrome....
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