I just heard someone in a meeting respond to “When life gives you lemons…” with “make a large gin and tonic”, which I thought was rather good and pleasingly, irritated the dreary knobber who was about to respond with the irredeemably banal “make lemonade”.

What are your examples of subverting hackneyed phrases?

[video]http://youtu.be/zSyChy1m8vQ[/video]

Brought tears to my eyes that 😆

anyone do one for “we’re all in this together”. 😆

“we’re all in this together, like an uncomfortable bath with you little sister.”

“We’re all in this together, like the passengers left on the Titanic.”

“You cant polish a turd”, “but you can roll it in glitter”.

We’re all in this together, but some of us are more in it than others.

We are..

Where we are.

No substitute for that insightful piece of high level intelligence 🙄

No substitute for that insightful piece of high level intelligence

Sometimes it’s the only answer to people pointlessly whinging about how things might be different now if things had been done differently in the past.